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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Remember, this is the woman that wanted to ruin Rockstar over the Hot Coffee controversy

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

She was just upset because Trump was slobbing her husband's knob at the time

[–] FE80@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Democratic party chose to lose to Trump with Clinton, instead of win with Bernie Sanders.

[–] wooffersyt@lemmings.world 6 points 17 hours ago

All so the moderate white doesn't pay more in taxes.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 101 points 1 day ago

And you wonder why you lost the fucking presidency. Right wing piece of shit

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Woman who was best friends with Kissenger loves war crimes.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 16 hours ago

best friends with Kissenger

Oh how fucking gross.

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 20 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I don't get it. Why is she still paying lip service to AIPAC?

Or is she really just an islamophobic, genocidal bitch?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago

still probably funded by them.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Or is she really just an islamophobic, genocidal bitch?

😏

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Her campaign started the Islamophobic birther shit against Obama that trump eventually ran with. Not to mention the flag pin nonsense.

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[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 9 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Palestine isn't really a religion problem, Israel just wants the land for themselves, they didn't really care that much in the end about the people there as long as they're not.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, but what would Hillary have to gain besides support for a political career that no longer exists

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

She's been telling the same bullshit for so long and surrounded herself with sycophants, that she believes her own lies. She probably has to otherwise she'll realize she's evil.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Israel just wants the land for themselves

Their name may go on it, but it's never theirs to keep.

No seriously, even if they do capture it, that area is very vulnerable to climate change and is going to get seriously wrecked. I'm guessing a few decades, given how climate change has been picking up the pace recently.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 19 hours ago

"We came, we saw, he died"

[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago

Wish she would Pokemon Go to a nursing home already.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But Democrats are definitely not the soft side of th same team. Lmao.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 178 points 1 day ago (31 children)

Hey Hillary, do you know what I’d like to hear from you?

Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. You fucking lost to the fascist the first time around and paved the way for his ascent to power. You are a HUGE fucking factor in how we got to where we are now.

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[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What the heck is this image? Did she just walk into somebody's house while they were watering their bamboo? She looks horrified.

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

iirc she was being shown what an average flat looked like at poverty wages or something along those lines. The look is, presumably, her unfiltered reaction to what she's seeing before the mask goes back on.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Yes, that look says "ew, poverty."

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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 60 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This stupid, evil piece of shit. There are people all over the place trying to combat voter apathy and get them to the ballot to at least try to staunch the worst, and there she goes pouring more oil on the fires of defeatism.

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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"It’s a lot of young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand."

Oh they understand. That's why they're so unhappy. But, this is exactly the take I expect from one of the most out-of-touch people on the planet.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Centrists love to pretend that anyone who doesn't immediately and totally buy whatever evil bullshit they spew just doesn't understand how anything works.

It's dual-purpose: gaslighting and a thought-terminating cliche that lets genocidal monsters continue to falsely believe they're the good guys.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The article is from December 2nd, though maybe the conference is from much earlier, so barring that... The fucking UN said on September 16th that "Israel has committed genocide in the Gaza Strip." It's absolutely infuriating that people are still viewing this as something controversial or debatable. I was naively hoping that once the UN used the big G word (genocide) that more moderate politicians (being incredibly generous calling them moderate) would finally start acting like it's a genocide.

Source: https://www.ohchr.org/en/press-releases/2025/09/israel-has-committed-genocide-gaza-strip-un-commission-finds

[–] msage@programming.dev 298 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck?

Why does she need to say that?

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 167 points 1 day ago

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

Money.

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Bitch its time for you to fade into history.

[–] TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It would cost her zero dollars to shut the fuck up.

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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 241 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Hurwitz also claimed that Holocaust education was “confusing” young people into sympathizing with “weak, skinny Palestinians” instead of “powerful Israelis.”

What. The. Fuck.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 100 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, it's so weird to sympathise with people who are being starved 🙄

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 131 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, it couldn't be the UN-confirmed genocide, nor the IDF-sanctioned videos of complete devastation, nor the steady wash of articles from journalists with decades of experience confirming utterly inhumane practices around aid distribution, rules of engagement and civilian deaths. Couldn't be.

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