When you're done, just before putting it away, press up on the space between your balls and anus. 9 out of 10 times it stops this from happening for me! Sometimes I do it again after zipping up for good measure lol
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I'm not sure that appearing to reach under your nuts and fingering your butt in a public toilet is the best idea.
So then drop your pants and make sure everyone sees what you're doing, no confusion!
"See guys, I'm not fingering my butt! Its the taint!" Lol
"taint" is from " 't ain't dick, 't ain't asshole". As the proper spot to press is, in fact, the very base of the "dick", 't ain't taint.
The proper nomenclature for the anterior perineum is actually "gooch".
Casual taint massage at the urinals
Why not?
Who cares what people think?
Why are you monitoring where people are reaching while they're using a urinal?
Press the urethra upward from the perineum and this wont happen.
You can shake and rattle / squirm or dance / but the very last drop / ends up in the pants
Directions to fix: Kegel, goose your taint, pinch at the base of the shaft, squeeze up and out the last drop. Dab with a square of TP. No more piss pants
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If I don’t go full balls over-the-fence style at the urinal this happens 100% of the time, no matter how well I think I’ve done.
Brother, men can do kegels too.