Meesa doesn't like this game
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2025
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That one lady had the hots for Binks just saying
I'm still convinced he's a sith lord, so I think he doesn't talk as weird as he does when he's not playing the bumbling idiot. But I probably would still prefer to look like him just in case.
Easy, look like jar jar. Cash in on likeness opportunities and find out what that tongue do.
He looks kinda adorable ngl.
Looking like Binks would probably get me experimented on as an alien. Speaking like Binks would get me a pretty decent shot at the presidency
Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?
I mean, he is at palpatine's right hand as he takes over the galaxy.
Look like Jar Jar. Dude's gotta be slinging hog.
Fairly confident he has a cloaca.
Meesa poop egg piss.
Youβve already sold me, you donβt have to keep going
the orifice of champions! look like jar jar it is
That or one of those double shark dicks
Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.
Also his tongue does wonderful things
In the movies, it only does awful things
Like, talk.
Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?
Ask yo momma.
(That makes no sense but it ENTICES)
Because of the implication.
(Donβt know if this makes anymore sense, just yes and-ing)
And my axe!
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Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
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You could make some money doing Star Wars events and conventions and such.
Onlyfans
Im rewatching all the star wars movies right now so this made me laugh. :)
Look - that tongue could be handy
Jarjar is hot as fuck bro
Voice for sure, and learn ASL.
Son of a bitch you take away the best option
dancing like jar jar?
You are not allowed to kill yourself
Well, who's gonna stop me?
Lemmy-cares bot here! Do it, pussy!
Careful, otherwise weβll get a mental health bot around here.
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One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.
Alternatively, if you looked like him, you could simply never show your face in public again.
Isn't there usually a reward in these questions? Like 1 million dollars?
Can I pick neither? Not worth it.
The βyou cannot kill yourselfβ part is enforcing you have to pick one or the other. No picking neither.
Aww hell no...can I do the immortal snail one instead?
This is a curse
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