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[–] Album@lemmy.ca 113 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Pop: world is broken let's ignore it

R&b: world is broken let's smash

D&b: world is broken let's dance

[–] udon@lemmy.world 77 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Techno: The world is not broken as long as we have drugs

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 47 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Trance: the world is broken and I can see it in all its kaleidoscopic majesty.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 41 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

folk metal: the world is broken, as foretold from by the Ancient Ones whom we celebrate with gut-wrenching melancholy

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

Shoegaze:

T̵̡̫̣̫̗̝̪̄̏͑̌̌͛̾h̷̲̻̯̬̲͓͛͆̌̍̂͊̍́̽̌̍̈̚͠͝ĕ̴̢̢̻͉̬̗̦͉̼̻̮͌̐̿͒̈̽͑́͆ͅ ̸͕͈̩̖̙͙̮̺͗̈͆̔́́̊̐͜͜w̶̡̨̢̹͇̳̗͓̔̀͛̌́̓̈͋ó̴̡̧̤͕̻͎̗͙̰̤̗̮̗͎̦̾r̴̘͇̐̎̽̇̋͛͝͠ľ̵̢̡̧̳͈̬̟͎͚̩̳̳̈́͗͑͌͋́̀̀͑͜͜d̴̨̡̨̙̲͖͉͇͙͚̦̫̞̄̊̚ ̸̡̡̝̯̮͕͚͓̆̽̇͐͊̊ǐ̷̢̙̪̝̝͉̩̳̜̯͎̋͛̀̎́͜s̴̖̣̰̞̣̼̎͌͐̇̐̆͛͛͝͠͝ ̵̧̗̳̅͋b̶̨̩̫͖̥̺͚̝͈̫͚̈̎̀̿́̾̆r̷̨͎͉͔̫̝̫̯͚̤͚̻̼͚̦̒̈̑̈́̐͗̍͋̊͠ọ̸͕̱̥͓̞̩̼̲͈̲̺̹̜̻̃̈̈́̔̑͂̀̅̀k̶̏̎͜ȩ̴̻͍͔̬̦̟̼̌̂̇̈́͘͝n̵̳̫̱̤̪̮̫͑̊́̀,̴̡̼̻͛
̶̡̬̝̠͈̱͓͈̝̮̹̫̗͂̈́̀͗͑͋̒b̸̮̲̈́̉̄̈ŗ̷̡̛̳̻̇̔̌̇̍̄̀̍̄͗́ớ̴̧̡͇̭͉͍̜͑̓̏̇́̊̐̽̓̅͘͝ͅǩ̸̡͓̮̺̻̙̳̟̺̥̘̦͉̂͂̅͋̾́̂̊͆͝è̵̜͈̦̤̙̠̱̯̊̀̉̉͆̏̿͛̌̐̚͝n̵̢̛͓̦̪̬̻̖̥̔͐́̍̍͗̈́̊̔̃̋̒͠ņ̸̛̜̠͇̭̩̰̒͑̀̈̎̉̀͂ͅn̶͙̫͕͖͚͍̝͔͗̓̈́̐ṉ̶̞̪̪̲̖̻̪̩̘͓̞̤̆̆͒͑̏̃̋͆͊̌̑͠ͅͅṉ̶̡̡̙͖͙̓͒̓̅͘͜n̴̡̖̞͖̏̈̇͐̊̈̌̅̏̀͛͘͝ņ̷̡̹̼̟̼̜̼̪̗͇̺́͐̑͝ͅn̸̖͉̬͗̌͊̈́̈́̍̕n̵͓̳̫͖͔̯͐͗̈́̿̆̐̓̀͐͋̾͝ņ̴͚̭̣̫̺͈̗̜̞̼̥͉̃̌̈̓̾͠,̴̫͇̉́͒̈́͑̐͝͝
̸̛̺̣̪́́̒͊̀̍̎̑͛̌͘͜Ț̸̨͈̯̲͓̻̜̳̤̻̝͉̱̺͑͆̈́̐̃̎h̸̛̠͔͉̜͈͍̺͚̙͔͍̩̘̀͋͐͋͜͝e̴̡̛̩͙̼̘̲͙̙̩̽̄̈́̆͂͆̊̇́͜ ̵̭͕̭̈́ẇ̷̱͛́̌ȏ̶̡͈̟̮̙̫̲̦͚͈̩̙̾͂̊̿̀͜͜r̴̞̪̯̓̒̇͗̑͌͂͘͘l̷͕̪̖̦͔̯͖̉̾̑̄̈́͂̑̂͌̒͛̆͊͜d̴̛̪̙̐̋͆͛̊̄̀̿̽͠ ̸̪̹̦̺̘̦̌̃̏̿̿́̍̃̀̓͆̕͝͠ï̶̜̭͒͒̈͋̍̂̍̃͛̉͂́͘s̷͎̲̰̕ ̶̰̐͗̽̊̌̃͌̄̓͆͜͝ͅb̴̟̠͉̺̖͇͎͗̀r̸̻̥̺͉̩͎̯͕̪͍̝͈̦͋̃͊̒̔̃ͅỏ̶̡̤̦̦̃͌̄̃̔̈́͛̇͊̊̀͘͝ḳ̵̨̹̫̘̙͚̬̥̗̱͕̩̙̕ͅé̵̝͜͝͠n̴͇̲̽̀̀́̐̈,̷̝͙͍͐̀͋̌̽̀̔͒
̴̢͍̺̟̙̮̟͍͈̮̿̏͑̈́̒͑͗̍̄͐̉͘͠͝B̸̡̧̖͕̙͓̩͎͋̓͛̿͑͒̅̎̆͝u̸̥̣̜̫̘͖͈̥̗̽͋͐̿̉͌̀͂̕t̴̢͍̯̰̭̪̝̭̤̆̊̈́̽͌͒͊̈́̅͒̾̈́͝ ̵̥̮̦̝͚͓͍̈́̿̊̆̈͆̏Ḯ̷̡̳̻̼͉̒̀͐̅̀̽̎̈̄̍͘'̷͔͓͖̮̺͓̘͇̟̺̫̀͊̀͌̈̃̔͋͐̈̑͝ͅm̸̨̹̱̘͊͒̓̓̍͛͗̌͜͠͝ ̴̧̧̝̳̗̞̼̇̾̌͘͝ͅă̷̙͚̔́͘l̶̻̆̈́̒̽́͘͜͠r̸̡̹͉̙͙̖̟͉̣̀̂̀̿̃̆̉̽͝i̶̗̮̭̖̗̓́̿͑̚͠͠͝g̸̨̡͈̥͎̹͎͚̺͑̇̆̄́̒͜ḧ̶̯̞́͂͠t̶̨̧̢̜̩̮͉̦͉̦͒̈́͑̀͑̐̈́̇́͊́͛̕͝,̸͕͙̱́̍̒͗̇̈́̈́͠

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Breakcore: “the world is b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-brRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrR b r o k eeeeeeee n”.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Jazz: " the world is broken and ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop"

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Weirdcore: World is broken so I've been slamming Monster energy drinks for 48 hours straight and now I'm delirious and hallucinating the nineties.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What -core is "I haven't slept in a week for non-meth reasons so here's wonderwall" (I never learned to play wonderwall)?

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[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

D&D: world is broken let's adventure

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago
[–] saimen@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago

Metal: world is broken and so are we.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Pop: I have a crush on a boy. World broken? Sorry, um... I don't follow the news.

Gangsta Rap: I'm the king of this 'hood, and don't give a shit about anything happening outside of it.

Country: My truck is my whole world, and the world is broken.

Classical: I will describe the great forces at play that are breaking the world using music.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 68 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Death Metal: RAARRRAOARAAAGHHH (booklet with the lyrics probably says "world is broken let's fuck shit up" )

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Alternatively, “if you piss blood it's a symptom of kidney issues”.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago

That's my buddy's grindcore combo's name!

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[–] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Ska is what plays in a 13 year old boy's head when he finds an extra mozzarella stick.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 49 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

"Ska is what a 13 year old hears in their head when they are told they are getting free mozzarella sticks."

Grunge: "The world is broken, and so am I. But there's nothing we can do about it so let's just fuck."

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

“Ska is what a 13 year old hears in their head when they are told they are getting free mozzarella sticks.”

I always think of this song by 7 seconds of love when I read that. Pretty much sums it up.

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[–] psoul@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Country: the truck is broken and there is an odd beauty in family parts.

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[–] hunnybubny@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Country: the world is broken but so is my pickup

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago (15 children)

3/4ths of these are just punk subgenres lol

[–] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

YOU'RE a punk subgenre >:(

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

YO MOMMA is a punk subgenre!

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She's awesome!

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Jazz: The world is broken and it's beautiful

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Scat: the wo-wo-wooo-ba-ba-ba-ba-ski-ski-skiddlidoo

[–] Guillermosaenz@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ska is basically: the world’s on fire, but we’re still bringing horns and a two-step. Honestly… fair.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

World Inferno/Friendship Society. They got it all.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (20 children)

Open question to the floor: what is the most "Ska" song I could send to someone? Like the most iconic or the most stereotypical "Ska" a song could possibly be.

Edit: I've got some listening to do, thanks for the responses, keep them coming! I've never heard of half these bands, and while Ska isn't usually my thing I definitely vibe with some of them.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 18 points 4 days ago

For the 90s ska revival, I think Reel Big Fish takes the cake for most ska-ish ska band

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

https://youtu.be/NIGMUAMevH0

It's not the best ska song by a country mile, but it's definitely the most ska song. At least as far as third wave goes.

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[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Millie Small's ‘My Boy Lollipop’ from 1964 is the original ska song that made the genre popular outside Jamaica.

Of the second-wave aka two-tone ska: The Selecter's ‘On My Radio’, Madness' ‘Night Boat To Cairo’, The Specials' ‘A Message To You Rudy’.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Streetlight manifesto is probably one of the more popular ska bands: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOqenYis1iQ

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Nu metal is bipolar. Its either "the world is broken but ignore it with the help of a song that has no right to be this groovy" or "the world is broken and thats why im setting the whole fucking place on fire including myself"

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Its either “the world is broken but ignore it with the help of a song that has no right to be this groovy”

Also, "I'm broken, here's a sad and angry song about it that has no right to be this groovy". Nu metal was/is big on introspection and personal tragedies instead of societal tragedies, though introspection =/= wisdom.

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[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

trve black metal: bizarre rooster sounds

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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

These are the four stages of Rand al'Thor

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Damn, I didn't realize I was ska until just now. I in fact have a trumpet and a coronet. And the first live show I ever got high at was Skankin Pickle touring Skafunkrastapunk. Somehow completely unrelated I ended up with their bass drum kick pedal about a year and a half later. I don't even listen to ska though. But the attitude is all mine!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Yo I got a sax. We just need a bass player and we got a band

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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Just different stages of grief. The world is broken. Maybe we can fix some parts of it but nobody is going to singlehandedly fix everything. Trying to fix it is the bargaining stage of grief. Being upset that you can't do anything is the depression stage. Embracing it is the acceptance stage. Can't change the world but we can change our attitude.

[–] X@piefed.world 17 points 4 days ago

Noise: lol noise

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

hyperpop: the world is working exactly as intended and you should be as many levels of angry as there are genre influences in this track

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Industrial: The world is broken and has been for a while so let's go to the abandoned husk of the inner city, throw a party, and make insane music before it crashes down around our ears.

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Where is the beauty in billionaires taking over the world and fucking everybody?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

In the cracks left behind where plants can still grow

A good kiss

Your baby's words

Lots of beauty to find, plenty of life to live

[–] rucksack@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago

Sadness is rebellion

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