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Fireworks and alcohol are a blast, apparently.

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 103 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Damn. I didn't know there could be gore without flesh nor blood.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

These aren't actually x-rays. They're extremely efficient degloving incidents.

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

#6-8 look to still have their thumbs, they should be able to retain some function.

The rest look like they all get pirate hooks for their stumps

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago

Yargh, why be pirates angry all the time? It be havin' to wipe with yar hook hand that does it.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 4 points 5 days ago

1 and 3 do look fixable if they can reconnect enough blood vessels fast enough before the tissue dies, depends on how fast they got to the hospital

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

When I was a kid, my (pot-dealing, irresponsible as hell) grandmother would take me fishing early in the AM. Before the sun would come up, sometimes we'd set off roman candles in a line. She insisted that I be several yards away, the roman candle be properly set up on level surfaces, everything by the book.

My 'responsible,' upper class inlaws have a 4th of July party where all the kids and grandkids are given roman candles to hold in their hands, with the instructions "try to point them away from people." Of course they hold them in their dominant hands, too. Sigh.

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

People who can't afford the medical bills are better about avoiding accidents. Upper class types usually don't get the memo until they've had to deal with an injury in their own circle.

[–] skiguy0123@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

We did this as kids and one blew up while my brother was holding it, about an inch above his closed hand. So close to looking like one of these radiographs.... Don't hold fireworks kids.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Literally, the first rule of handling firecrackers is to not lit them in the hand until you are 101% sure that you will have enough time to throw it away. And still it mostly applies to small ones.

So, better to light them on the ground and quickly move you hand away, since even 4 inches of distance is much better than having point blank explosion right near your hand in case of firecracker malfunctioning.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Makes me think of this iconic 1996 Dutch tv-'commercial' warning people of the dangers of firework. Very fine marketing, bit less desturbing:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3dwe4J21uUA

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 points 4 days ago

Thanks for the nightmares lol

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

2 dead and a historic church gone up in flames in Amsterdam...

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

40 dead and 110+ injured in Switzerland.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Local media reports earlier on Thursday suggested pyrotechnics could have caused the incident (BBC)

Natural selection at this point.

There's a video of kids just whipping out their phones to record the fire instead of getting tf out

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Because of birth defects and stuff like this, given that we're all suppose to have two hands, I wonder what the actual ratio of hands to people is.

It must be far less than 2.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

"far" less, like 1.999 or something.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 15 points 5 days ago

A better question would be ratio of fingers to persons, because lost fingers ≠ lost hand, and the ratio would be more sensitive to changes

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 6 points 4 days ago

Jesus christ, just put the shit on the ground and get away.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

I’m always treated like a loser nerd for stopping some drunk dad from throwing a box of leftover fireworks on the bonfire or something, because it’s not like anything would happen. We’ve done this a dozen times!

But, survivorship bias aside, injuries are very common! And severe!

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would expect 8 of those 9 to be straight-up nubbed. Not worth the effort.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

It's pretty amazing what doctors can do.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Round of applause for the heroes!

[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey, are these on bandcamp?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 days ago

Definitely not on handcamp

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What is the source of these images?

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

The x-ray dept 🤢

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Repost of reposts. I've seen it a few times in the bottom of the barrel of the internet. Tineye shows pages of reposts, found this though but it looks like they got it from a Facebook repost lmao.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14872465/Disturbing-X-rays-fireworks-horror-4th-July.html?ico=comment-anchor

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I hope one of these is my neighbor who was illegally setting off fireworks for 3 hours after the new year started.