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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] Xittstorm@aussie.zone 73 points 6 days ago (12 children)

Flushing with the lid up is gross. I do not want to have poo particles flying around and landing on my toothbrush. But maybe that is just me... ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 17 points 6 days ago

This is exactly where I sit on this debate. Flush with the lid down and it's a non-issue!

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

sorry to ruin your life but mythbusters tested this and no matter how much protection your toothbrush has there will still be poo particles on it

[–] Xittstorm@aussie.zone 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fair enough. But if any poo particles are getting on my toothbrush when the lid is down, more will be getting on when the lid is open. Besides, I also keep the toothbrush in a cabinet so double protection.

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That was part of the test, there was essentially no difference. The particles that can become airborne are small Enough they floating around everywhere regardless of how they get out. The real problem is how huge the gap is between the seat and rim. Needs a rubber skirt or something

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[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Always keep the lid down to minimize poop spray!

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 days ago

You don't want to microdose poop to boost your immune system? Lame.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Flushing with the lid up is 🤢

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

But then you dont get to watch it go down

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 42 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Also keeps the fecal aerosol to a minimum.

Lid down is a win for everyone.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I literally don’t give a shit about the seat up or down, but close the lid ffs. Stop spray germs all over my toothbrush.

Also, I don’t care what direction the toilet paper goes. I don’t even look at it when I put a new roll in. I’m a free spirit.

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[–] motruck@lemmy.zip 36 points 6 days ago

Lid down gang. Stop leaving your toilet seats up.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 29 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Just sit down to pee, losers.

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[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (3 children)

"These invisible particles go on to coat and spread onto surfaces like floors and counters; or objects like hand towels, bathmats or even toothbrushes.
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Toilets are scientifically proven to continue to produce contaminated toilet plumes over multiple successive flushes as indicated in the above video.
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Toilet aerosols are known to contain Norovirus, SARS Coronavirus, Salmonella and many other Diseases." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_plume

TLDR: always put the lid down before flushing.

[–] zqps@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I agree with the conclusion, but your toilet doesn't simply spawn SARS viruses.

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[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 38 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

Toilets are gross. Put the lid down. There is some study I read that said flushing the toilet throws lots of bacteria into the room. Shut the lid before you flush.

[–] bss03 19 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Mythusters found fecal particles everywhere even when the lid was down. There's no escape from gross, just finding an acceptable level.

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[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

If you take the toilet seat up or down debate seriously I can only assume you're a tulpa conjured from the brain of a hack boomer comedian

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I never understood the debate. Ensure it's how you need it before doing your thing. Applies equally to all individuals for any scenario. Not difficult.

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[–] RedC@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Ive always put the lid down along with the seat. I believe its more sanitary and has the added benefit of women not falling fully in the bowl like when the seats up. Ive done this for about 15 years.

A few years after I started doing this, I was spending the night at my friend's house. I had to get up early to go to work, so I was first up. My friends mother got up next apparently. I was bombarded with texts and such, her mom was angry because she got up and went to the bathroom and just went for it after she sat down. Queue giant liquid waste mess to clean and an angry start to her day.

All these years later, I still think its one of the funniest things I've ever been part of in real life.

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[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everybody saying keep the lid down for hygiene reason are missing the most important reason to keep the lid closed. Anything dropped or falling will inexorably end into the toilet if the lid is up.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I always close the lid when I’m not using my toilet. So do my wife and kid. It’s weird that people leave theirs open.

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[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 days ago (6 children)

It is also the best option as it reduces bacterial spreading whipe flushing.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 days ago

Exactly. I've been doing it for so long (because otherwise my cats would splash the water) that I find it gross when people leave them open to flush.

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[–] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (6 children)

"This debate would be solved if everyone would just agree to one choice."

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[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago (11 children)

It drives me crazy that I, a man, always shut it, but my wife won't. Our cat was drinking from it a couple days ago and that still isn't enough to make her change.

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[–] Thermite@lemmings.world 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I think it is solved by having a urinal be standard in a home bathroom. People like having a shower and a separate tub. Same.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 5 days ago

I literally never understood the appeal of urinals. Its less sanitary and literally a bathroom fixture that physically can't be used by many people. Just sit to pee, its nicer and cleaner

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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Do your business on the floor next to the toilet, problem solved. No more flipping seats.

At home I leave it down, of I'm at a dive bar or something I leave the seat up so the next guy won't piss all over the seat. That benefits everyone.

[–] Kongar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 days ago

Any couple that fights over the toilet seat (or toothpaste or whatever other stupid thing) is doomed - get out now before it gets worse.

My wife of almost 30 years can have whatever she wants and I’m happy to provide it - especially if it’s something as stupid as the toilet seat. I spoil her, she spoils me. We’re happy.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I e been doing it since I was 8. "Courtesy,"Google it.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 days ago (9 children)

That's what I do. It's gross to keep it up in any orientation of up.

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[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago (11 children)

This is not a gender thing.

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