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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 91 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Oh shit is that potato blight?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

The photos I'm seeing online look way worse than this one.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

No I don't think so, that turns the entire potato black, and it gets rotten along with it, this looks like it's still got it's integrity other than some black shit colonizing it. Potato blight they harvested all right then a couple of days later would turn black. So you do all the work, think you are finally set, then fucked.

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[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Are we using the Quayle spelling now?

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Upvote because I’m old enough to remember.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

(Riffling through my Rolodex of ancient webcomics.)

Ah, here we are:

[–] Fafa@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh my bad! Apparently, i don't know how to spell potatö

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

What screws it up is the e appears in the plural, potatoes.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should serve quail with a potato but call it "Quayle & Potatoe" on the menu. For a vegetarian option, swap the fowl meat for some kale.

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago (3 children)

German psychiatrist voice

"It appears to be threatened by self actualization and fixated on its dysfunctional relationship with its Father."

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget wanting to shag its mother.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Freudian slip: where you mean one thing but say your mother instead.

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[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thats a really interesting site, had no idea there was such depth to potato grading

[–] housedogpartyfavor@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago

yeah we used to have a government

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[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My Irish half just shuddered.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My favourite great hunger joke:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No potatoes doesn't kill an Irishman, but Queen Victoria endorsing Charles Trevelyan's laisse-faire policies of "continuing food exports and limiting aid to fellow subjects because depopulating Ireland was God's will" did.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago

Well they will never learn anything if you give them handouts after their crop failures, what not with us shipping all their other food they grow elsewhere. /s

It's amazing the language used, is exactly like the heartless politicians now taking away food stamps and medicaid and the like.

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[–] The_v@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is two things going on there.

First if you look closely you can see holes in the spud. This is insect damage, likely caused by a wireworm (larval form of a clickbeetle species.)

Second is a physiological damage in storage/shipping causing the black color. This is not blight or another fungus, but the tubers reaction to suboptimal storage condition (not enough O2).

https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/pdf/10.1086/333609

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 month ago

I misread that as "psychological damage". Poor potato.

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[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 42 points 1 month ago

It looks like you may have thought the potato was locked in there with you but actually you might be locked in there with the potato.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 40 points 1 month ago

the post below in my feed seems to be relevant to this post somehow

[–] mech@feddit.org 37 points 1 month ago
[–] justsquigglez@leminal.space 33 points 1 month ago

I think I see my parent's divorce in that potato.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago (6 children)

That's how you got Irish Americans

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago

It's starches are being broken down and used in glycolysis before you had a chance to. The bastards stole it from you. Burn them.

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

First, I don't know. Second, I see a well postured cartoon poodle in a sit position, side profile. Mirrored in the other potato too.

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[–] gilokee@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I thought it was a blueberry muffin :(

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 1 month ago

First of all there's no e in potato (singular). Second, it's probably either a weird mutant or going bad. I wouldn't eat it, either way.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Dunno, don’t eat it

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Careful, that's how you summon the ghost of old Jacob Marley.

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It's just the dark meat.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First off: Potatoes are cheap and abundant. There's literally zero need for any risk.

Secondly: I have no idea, I just wanted to point out that any weirdness with potatoes is not worth it.

Thirdly: I do know, however, that green potatoes is poison and bulging cans is no bueno.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Your mom's bulging cans are pretty bueno.

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The potato is an exploration of pain and rage, it's really quite playful and comedic too

[–] SalamenceFury@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the Irish just collectively fainted at this picture.

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 8 points 1 month ago

I tried to look it up, and apparently there is something called "black heart"

Apparently it’s something to do with how the potato has been stored. Something about a lack of oxygen, but I don’t know anything other than the few searches I found.

a science paper about blackheart

black heart and internal heat necrosis

There probably are other and better sites out there about this topic, but I think it is possible it could be black heart even though the pattern in yours looks unusual, but honestly, what do I know? XD

Room mate searched it, it looks like internal bruising? Pretty severe, but yeah. Lack of oxygen, or freezing. Idk that I'd eat it myself, but it's allegedly safe. Allegedly.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just cut around it and you can still eat it. Toughens you up.

[–] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

What doesn’t kill you, will probably maim you for life. Although there is a slim chance it will make you stronger, but don’t count on it. Most likely, several internal organs will wither, and you’ll get very familiar with kidney dialysis treatment.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

*wither

"whither" is also a word but it's an old, mostly dead, one that means "to what place"

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[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ITT: a bunch of people not actually answering the question asked and a load of casual racism about Irish folk.

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Nightshade doing nightshade things.

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