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some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said "yea let's sell that as food. Great."

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[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That's disgusting, use a spoon!

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"And add some burned matches to the mix for extra smoke flavour"

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

"If you're not a fan, bam! Drop a few used matches in that can and it will taste less like plain ol spam!"

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No officer it's "hi how are you"

Na. Malliard is king!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Spam is pretty good tbh if you fry it up

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Are you trying to convince us to eat blended pork, that is not in hotdog form?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oh is that why people say you wouldn't like hot dogs if you saw how they were made, because they are just spam in tube form?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I guess? People don't seem to have a problem with sausage. And there are even grosser products that are regional in the US that I'll spare you the descriptions of...

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you eat chunks of belly fat and like it don't you? what about pre inseminated chicken overy escriment? you like it don't you?

see you can make anything sound nasty if you describe it like a jackass.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

It was a joke, hammerhead.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

entire hog carcass

Oh no, you’re getting select cuts of offal and skin and water retention agents.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yea nah the good parts of the pig, those they sell in far better cuts XD

Spam is all that's left over but the squeal, and then, sawdust or whatever they use to retain the water.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

The parts not fit for hot dogs.

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[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Use every part! Shits delicious. If it wasn't so salty would be a great way to avoid prep more often.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

There's a "less sodium" version that's pretty good but still salty af

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[–] Toes@ani.social 16 points 2 days ago

Slice it up into small pieces, throw it on a pan with some diced onion and potatoes. Good time

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Lovely Spam!
Wonderful Spam!

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just ate Korean BBQ SPAM with an egg and cheese on white bread. It was good considering the effort that went in. My heart is pounding like I just ran a marathon though. I think if I ate another I might die.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's probably because a single 2 oz serving (1/6th of a can) has a third of the salt you need per day. A can is 2x the recommended daily salt intake.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I ate half the can in that sandwich and nothing else yesterday. Is it bad to get your full % daily value of salt in the span of less than 5 minutes?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm no doctor, but it's probably not ideal.

[–] RacerX@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For some reason spam grosses me out but I'm ok with Vienna sausages. Pretty sure they're the same thing just shaped differently.

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[–] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Spam and egg musubi are amazing. I kinda want some now lol

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

SPAM - Something Posing As Meat

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 9 points 2 days ago

do you mean SPAM: Super Product, All Meat?

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

And probably your daily recommended sodium intake X 3.

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

According to the SPAM website, each can has 3,840mg of sodium.

Oh, only double then. My bad.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I'm enough of a man to eat straight out of the Can at any time of the day but please don't make me eat spam.

[–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (7 children)
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