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[–] SalamenceFury@piefed.social 56 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Bro?? How can you be THIS BAD at fucking war??

The fact this even happens just completely ruined the original Modern Warfare trilogy for me, because there is no way those incompetent morons would ever be able to orchestrate an invasion of the East AND West coast of the US and a full invasion of Europe.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 90 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The irony of this tweet, whether real or not, is that Cuba played a significant military role in stopping apartheid South Africa from occupying Angola.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

"Quantity has a quality all of its own" -Marx?

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 15 points 2 months ago

If you think that is upsetting, think about the TRILLIONS of dollars the Defense Department spent on weapons when they absolutely had intelligence that revealed the real capability of Russia this whole time. We could have stopped defense spending in like 1982 and still be ahead of these guys.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 2 months ago

To say nothing of EndWar.

[–] ObscureOtter@piefed.ca 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ech@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

fyi, for hyperlinks you need text in the brackets to make it useable. It doesn't work like the image embedding. Just posting the url as is should make it clickable as well, afaik.

[–] ObscureOtter@piefed.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Thank you for letting me know and explaining!

[–] Michkov@mas.to 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's robots all the way down, okay?

[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 months ago

But, but - I thought it was turtles!

[–] saimen@feddit.org 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Europe will come out of this war with a huge military advantage having all this real life experience of modern warfare from Ukraine.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

And like a ton of live soldiers.

[–] burnitdown@beige.party 16 points 2 months ago

@PugJesus

Russian soldiers: "fucken camper!"

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 14 points 2 months ago

Can't wait to have to fight one of these things in the upcoming water wars...

[–] teft@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago

I mean, i figured the ruskis were dipshits but how can they have no forward observers and mortars to take out one machine? That’s insane.

[–] in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Talk about the merits of plunging fire and suppression. I hope it's able to return to giving Ukranian children rides on the beach after the war is over. Slava Ukrani.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

i hope it gets to run a hydraulic press youtube channel

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Clankers Together Stronk 🦍

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've read the article posted in the comments, but it didn't say about if it needed reloading in those 45. Or how it reloads?

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 months ago

In that documentary I watched about future robot wars, some poor bastard ran behind it with a cart.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

It doesn't need to reload if you put a 20k round belt on it. The real innovation here is the robotics that it took to pull the charging handle like all the time. Holy crikey. Also is there like a lube gun squirting in there? Asking for a friend.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

Heroiam slava!