The individual is claimed to have recovered in hospital and later discharged himself
A shame he wasn't able to discharge himself during the orgy, but glad the story had a happy ending.
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2023
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Bishop binned because of buggery bachannalia balls up.
Priest Punished Post-Private Penis Party with Passed-Out Patrons
Well done, though I would prefer
Bishop binned because buggery bachannalia breaks bad.
Of course that requires mixing both American and British idioms
I have questions...
Like would the bishop have been bashed if the orgy had gone right?
I'm sorry to say I clicked on the link.
"overdosing on erectile dysfunction tables"
I have more questions.
They're like times tables but harder.
They mean it when they say, "please call 911 if erection last more than 4 hours." by the fifth hour of salad tossing and having to hold his breath, he was near death.
There is always a danger when taking hard drugs.
Probably oak, since it's a
Hard wood 😎
That… that was my question.
Probably a typo of "tablets." They mean Viagra.
What do you do at a rectory if not gay sex. It's called a rectory, for Pete's sake.
I thought it was for the sake of Jesus?
Clergymen get upset when you use His name like that.
Wait a minute, clergy almost sounds like orgy, these dudes are bound to bang each other.
It’s the people you most suspected.
The bishop resigned, but the priest who organized the orgy is taking a different route.
Zmarzly has protested his innocence despite being suspended and made a public statement to Deon, a Polish Catholic news website.
The statement reads: "I regard this [allegation] as a blatant attack on the Church, including its clergy and followers, in order to disparage its position, its work and its mission."
Dude. Just come out of the closet. God didn't ordain your orgy.
Priest Defends Missionary Position Following Gay Orgy
As long as all participants of that orgy were consenting adults, I have no problem with that.
It's just the hypocrisy that's an issue for me
Well they did try to prevent paramedics from entering the church after one of the sex workers OD'd on viagra.
However I would like to add that the Express is basically a far-right hyper nationalistic paper in the UK that only the most Brexit pilled simpletons read. I almost think they're only covering the story because it's a Polish priest and most of their readers despise people from Poland.
Granted I think think the web version of the Express is less crazy than the physical newspaper, and I'm sure the story is pretty much entirely true. It would just be good to use essentially any other news publication as a source instead.
Rectory: portmentau of “rectum” and “sorry”
Seminary: portmanteau word of "semen", "in" and "Harry".
There's just enough ambiguity in his apology that you can't be sure he's apologizing for the orgy or just the guy that OD'd on Viagra.
“I'm gonna be alone in the seminary with him — in the rectory? I mean, these are very triggering words” - Mac
Not sure how making a sex worker take an overdose of boner pills is supposed to go right but whatever.
Forgot to invite any broads.
...and later discharged himself.
They were hoping Jesus would show up, all they got was a busload of boners.
Why would he show up? Was it supposed to the the second cumming?
Ok settle down
He invited a chick