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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 111 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Fuck that. Neelix was the heart of Voyager. Someone had to remind them to live on their way back to their lives.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 66 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Associate Producer

DAN SCHNEIDER

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 43 points 2 weeks ago

Straight up. I love my weird little Adderall-fueled space Hobbit. He rocks. And that episode where he dies and then worries about the afterlife? One of my favorites during my first run!

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 73 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Oh come on! Not a compelling story? He's a space scavenger, his people are nomadic because OF GENOCIDE, who are wandering space in search of a new home.

He's an ex-soldier, ex-criminal, who can't quite come to terms with his past because he wants to be morally and ethically good, he has SEVERE "people pleaser" issues and tries to be everyone's friend - BUT is not so weak that he can't fight or stand up for himself or his friends. He's multi talented, but doesn't always know when to reign it in and he serves as a motivational character for the Voyager crew who are lost in space -- and actually does a good job of it!!

This is the character of our generation. Wtf do you mean "not a compelling story"?

Bad acting? Actually agree, but you can also say that it's the mannerisms of his people, because it seems to be a mainstay that they are all sort of "whimsical forest creatures" - for lack of better terms - which could be a writeoff in terms of acting.

But Neelix is just so endearing to me. To see how Tuvok struggles to understand him or even accept him - being the "LoGiCaL VuLCaN" that he is - is just one of those Star Trek duos that's up there with Bashir and Garek, Kirk and Spock, etc.

He might not be everyone's cup of tea, but a bad character, bad story? That's boulderdash. Now cut a little jig and make a pot of space weavels - bring some light into your friends life, you low energy having, negative nancy ass bastards.

Be like Neelix.

[–] cramola@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I feel like the more ridiculous a neelix plotline, the better. Cheese premise all the way. Could have gone further with it tho. Maybe the cheese bacteria become horrendously infectious and produce a disgusting disease that incapacitates the crew. Bring that shit into DS9 Ferengi or TNG Q episodes of goof level wackery. I feel like his character was intended to fill a similar niche but they never made him into the chaos goblin he should have been.

[–] cramola@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago

Neelix is immune to the cheese infection of course because he’s been eating his own experiments for a while and we get a Neelix-Doctor teamup to save people from the disease. But not before most of the crew turns into an infection vomiting mess of cheese zombies. Neelix gets to show expertise and care in the recovery of his crewmates, as well as regret/pathos for wielding his dangerous culinary powers with abandon

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] kieron115@startrek.website 17 points 2 weeks ago

I didn’t know that Ethan Phillips did that performance while being effectively blind and deaf. Impressive!

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[–] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know you don’t really mean that, Mr. Vulcan!

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tuvok would never admit it but they're secretly besties.

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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

In another timeline we would have had Robert Picardo as Neelix. That's the role he initially auditioned for!

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want a version where he plays Neelix but his character is otherwise unchanged

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please state the nature of the culinary emergency

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hah, reminds me of the time Bender tried to become a cook on Futurama.

“There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose.”

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 13 points 2 weeks ago

"Uh oh, I shouldn't have had seconds!"

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Robert Picardo ended up exactly where he was needed.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

"Please state the nature of the acting emergency."

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[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Tom Paris is the worst character on Voyager, fight me.

If you took a spoiled 6 year old from the 1950's and suddenly turned him into an adult, that child would be Tom Paris. He's overly childish, and not in a cute way. He character has practically zero depth. He's like Wesley Crusher if Wesley was an idiot.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Tom Paris was a pseudonym. His real name was Nick Lacarno and he got kicked out of the academy while Westley Crusher was there.

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[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah it's like they were going to give him a strong character arc by showing him growing up side by side with Harry Kim... But then the writers forgot to actually grow their characters. So they're just children the whole time.

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[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The thing about Voyager is all the characters kinda suck but all the actors portraying them were pretty fucking great. Excellent cast; film school writing.

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[–] aaaa@piefed.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Am I the only one who appreciates Ethan Phillips and acting the way he was written?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not a fan of Neelix, but I don't think what was wrong with him was necessarily Ethan Phillips' fault.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He was in a short lived show called Avenue 5 which I can only describe as "The Love Boat" in space. And he was hilarious! https://youtu.be/CUVFAgwdfEQ

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

He was also briefly in the Alec Baldwin film The Shadow. I was rewatching it recently and was like "No, Neelix! Don't do it!"

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[–] kablez@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I find Neelix really difficult to watch in the early seasons. His stubborn attitude, jealousy and overall inappropriate relationship with Kez... Makes me sick to me stomach watching him.

Context: I am biased. I've been underage and been with men like Neelix. They are pathetic, narcissistic and not worth anyone's time.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Naw you aren't wrong, he is possessive as shit over his 3 year old girlfriend. But lets blame the writers for that and not the character.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If we're going to keep bringing up a literal age of the Ocampa as though it's some gotcha we should also mention they never reach an age we'd consider adult. Most of them die before they even become teens.

We could blame the writers, or we could blame the puritanical mouth breathers who'd rather virtue signal their disgust at the mere concept of pedophilia rather than over the very real problems of child abuse and rape.

Finally someone says it, it's like that post I saw last month equating tall men with short girlfriend's being closeted pedos, the social pendulum is swinging in a weird direction again

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

eh? I just don't like the way he reacted to Kes trying to have a friend in her short time in the universe (Tom Paris).

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He got jealous over more than just Paris, it's just none of the other ones were main characters. He also got paranoid and jealous because she knew which deck some male crew members rooms were on.

His jealousy was a flaw, but it's the flaws are what make characters interesting. It doesn't always make them likeable, but it certainly makes them more real. If he was perfect he'd be everything OP was claiming he was. Instead he was a much more real and deep character. His character also evolved over time to be less jealous and guarded as he came to trust his fellow crew members, including Paris. If he didn't have those characteristics he'd be little more than a background character.

Those flaws aren't the problem of bad writing, they're a problem of good writing.

And if her age didn't matter, why'd you mention it?

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I was trying tro relate to kablez's context statement to be honest, though now I'm wishing I hadn't so my position would be clearer. But her literal age really doesn't matter; her "world experience" is what matters. Or her lack thereof rather. Neelix, at times, seem's to be taking advantage of someone who is young and naive. Neelix absolutely does evolve past it and becomes quite good friends with Tom later on. The last scene of "Parturition" always makes me smile. But up until that point I always find Neelix and Kes's scenes a little bit cringey.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the thing, he's trying to protect her from people who will take advantage of her. He literally saves her from a group of people who at the very least tortured her to try and figure out a way to get to her people. Whom they'd likely massacre and make slaves of.

The problem is that over-protectiveness can be just as bad, which is something he comes to realize over the course of the first couple seasons.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 14 points 2 weeks ago

I can’t remember the exact scene or episode for the life of me, but she’s talking to some male member of the crew and asks to keep something a secret between them “because neelix gets jealous”. She felt the need to hide just because of how she figured he would react.

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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I used to be like this. But after understanding his trauma I grew to tolerate him.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, Neelix was a deeper character than most people give him credit for.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I am currently rewatching voyager and realizing that my previous hate for Neelix was unfounded. He's not the best, for sure. But he adds a lot to the crew.

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[–] JovialSodium@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 weeks ago

Huh. Yeah Neelix wasn't great. Which made me think a little further on it. I wasn't particularly fond of many of the Voyager crew. For comparison I'm fond of most all the crew from the other shows of roughly the same era, TNG and DS9.

I liked The Doctor, 7 of 9, Tom Paris, and Ensign Kim. Captain Janeway was a badass and I think Kate Mulgrew's performance in the role was quite good. But didn't find the character likeable. I did find her character likeable in those.. I want to say two episodes where she played her descendant.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Yall haters

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS ABOUT NEELIX

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Edit: also this, meant only as a jest 🖖 :

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 10 points 2 weeks ago

Neelix is awesome.

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