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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 29 minutes ago
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Man, I feel sexy

[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 61 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I knew who posted this even before clicking on the post lmao

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Every social media site has celebrities. I'm very happy with the quality of ours.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 hours ago

I take Violet over Nicole any day

[–] redsand 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

I haven't recommended a Sybian or a Motor Bunny to anyone in a long time but OP would not regret the purchase.

Stock up on sports drinks too or you'll have the funniest obituary.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

The thirst is real, and with here it isn't about hydration

[–] TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Motor Bunny* don't ask how I know....

[–] redsand 1 points 2 hours ago

lol I remember it as Rocket Bunny 🚀🐇 because of how it was described when I first heard of another brand existing

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Maybe they were all naturalists and think men and women being shirtless should be equal.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 6 points 2 hours ago

I've seriously been thinking about this.

In most Democracies, over the last 20 years a general social moral consensus has arisen that is founded in consent.

As in, if two people with the mental/emotional capacity choose to Do the Thing, we should let them (even if we personally Don't Like that Thing). Conversely, if a person does not consent, our moral indignation flares up -- it threatens our peaceful, tolerant, inclusive society. We really don't like rape or rapists and men will performatively show how much they are not "like that".

Contrast with prevailing social norms in authoritarian states like Russia, the Eastern European nations that never really escaped its orbit, and theocracies like Iran or even affluent Gulf states.

In those societies, from what I've seen, consent is viewed more as a luxury than a basic requirement. Instead, observance of social hierarchy is the social norm that we monkeys enforce on each other . If "she was asking for it", if "he was an obvious Queer", if the person is clearly "lower social standing", then their rights and feelings simply don't have the same weight.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 2 points 1 hour ago

They should be equally acceptable without needing to be sexualized. But even if you like seeing tits, the best way to see other's is to not be weird, dehumanizing, or non-consenting about it. That's like the 1 rule of etiquette anyway, try within reason to not make other people uncomfortable.

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

do you mean naturists?

naturalists: people who study plants and animals and such.

naturists: people who advocate being naked in public, usually for ethical, philosophical, or health reasons

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Yep! Thank you for the correction. I've been making that mistake for years. Maybe this time it'll stick.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The memes were funny now it's getting kinda sad

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] Surp@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Second guy forgot the finger gun!

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Grabby hands are a red flag

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

you can't see it, but it's in his pants.

[–] lemonhead2@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

what is this tired hitting screenshot that keeps getting posted?

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

It is saying that a person should become sexy so that other people will want to have sex with them, while also disallowing everybody from having sex with them.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 hours ago

1000013916

It's not the same screenshot each time