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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

How to win at war:

  1. Start negotiating with foe
  2. Bomb foe during negotiations
  3. Declare victory, tell friends to fuck off
  4. ?
  5. Beg friends for help, because you have lost both tactical and strategic control of the situation. Threaten partners for not helping.
[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 2 points 30 minutes ago

But what if the foe is really the Epstein files?

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Iran should offer to open the strait in exchange for the USA handing over trump and his sons

[–] coalie@piefed.zip 19 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Can we please add Vance, Johnson, ivanka, kushner, Clarence Thomas, Kavanaugh, and kid rock to make sure they accept?

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 hour ago

Dig up Cheney's corpse and send it with em.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

On second thought hold the Kid Rock, we want Iran to say yes after all

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

They probably want Bolton too

[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago

Know what? Can’t be too safe, we send both.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 53 minutes ago
[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 24 points 2 hours ago

I live in New York City.

Besides the greed, the pedophilia, the racism, and the narcissism, the biggest problem people here have is he sheer, overwhelming stupidity.

Writer Fran Leibowitz put it best. "You don't know anybody as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don't."

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago

"You could make the case that maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all, because we don’t need it. We have a lot of oil."

-Trump 3 weeks into the war he decided to do

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 55 minutes ago

I think it's more NATO get yer fuckin act together we don't even need this oil you do this had to be done so help police this straight now that the war is done because if you can't defend an asset you can't own it this is governance 101 and if you don't have a monopoly on power you definitionally are not a government.

[–] Critical_Drinking@lemmy.world 28 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The tangerine turd bit off more than he could chew, just like his employer blyatimir putrid.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The US war machine is expending itself like a senior citizen at a strip club.

It's awful to witness and truly miserable for everyone involved. But give Americans a week and they'll stumble back in clutching another fist full of Social Security cash to do it again.

You want to call these goons out as bad at strategy or wasteful of precious natural resources. But neither the US nor Russia seem to have a shortage of blood or treasure they're willing to throw away for another cheap thrill. This is it. The twilight of empire. What happens if they don't finish all over Central Europe and the Middle East, like they've been lusting after for 40 years?

You think Trump or Putin care what happens to their kids? Their grandkids? Nevermind all the young people their explosions of pent up unrealized empire ruin in the process.

This is what all those decades of Cold Warring was meant for. The grim harvest we've been growing since Truman dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and kicked off 70 years of intercontinental hate.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago