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[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 19 points 4 days ago (4 children)

What happened to Greenland and Canada?

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They put up a fight. Pedo rapists don't like that.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

Did they bite his penis too!?

[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 6 points 4 days ago

We have Danielle Smith and Pierre Polievre to deal with. Even without Trump threatening us we still have major right-wing shitheads trying to fuck us over.

[–] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Shhhhh! His dementia has allowed them a few minutes Peace. Don't remind him.

[–] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

You leave the north out of this we have our own problems..... it's cold

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Can we please just leave Cuba alone!? It seems like the US is just hell-bent on screwing them over forever

[–] darvocet 10 points 4 days ago

Sorry best i can do is prison colony.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We've been leaving them alone for decades, that's most of the problem. We need to open up trade and tourism with them, and BOTH nations will benefit. This idea that we have to drive Communism out by being mean to them clearly hasn't worked for 60 years, it's not going to work now. We might as well learn to get along. I'd love to visit Cuba.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Excellent point!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

Next week they'll be back on the Epstein Files, to distract us from all the wars he's losing.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 12 points 4 days ago

Original German post:

[–] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is this what playing 4D chess looks like?

[–] reluctant_squidd@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Only if the “D” stands for Dumbassery.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He swallowed the spider to catch the fly...

Perhaps he'll die...

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Quick! Someone find a horse!

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

Soon he's gonna have to release the remaining epstein files to distract from all the wars of distraction he started

The horsemen of the apocalypse Gish galloping

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The more that shitgibbon tries to start stuff with other countries, the more I feel the wildest trumpstein claims feel more valid.

Murdering a newborn? Probably. Blowing Bubba? Possibly. EATING A BABY??? Yeah that is probably true now. If rape of children don't lose him MAGAts, then maybe cannibalism would.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Oh, yeah, the one thing I've learned from the Epstein Files is that those Pervoids are far worse than anything a normal person could imagine. I wouldn't have believed some of that stuff before, but now I know it's probably worse than we really know. Murdering and eating babies? Probably true. Why not? EVERYTHING else has turned out to be true.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

He used a Jesus effigy as a butt plug while having gay sex with a Democrat!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

It's where all the Palestinians are hiding these days. Right?

[–] Kaliax@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago