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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Given recent precedent, targeting world leaders to effect regime change seems to be fair game. If someone were to, say, take out the president, vp, and all the cabinet members... Well, there's not much we could say about it except thank you.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Trump's in the hospital, they might need to hurry if they want that honor.

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[–] rockandsock@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's make it happen cap'n.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

It feels weird rooting for another country, but the USA sucks big donkey dick right now. I'm team Iran or anyone who assassinates or abducts trump. Fuck em all.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Do you promise, Canada? Really promise? If you do... You can stay. You don't have to go. Let all of our regions be vassals until each respective one individually proves itself worthy of becoming a province. The province of New England would welcome you as liberators and celebrate your arrival as the new independence day...

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

As a Nova Scotian, I welcome New England as our next province.

Just leave your sports teams behind. They can move to Delaware.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Well actually

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 82 points 1 day ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (23 children)

Then when their terrorist bombing plane gets shot down, they want the world to weep for the invaders who got shot down blowing up another country

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The American way.

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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Here, I'll even help you spell mar a lago correctly, so you can find it on a map.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

America requires denazification. We will be greeted as liberators

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Depending on location this ain’t even a joke, Washington state would be happy I can tell you that much

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

The coastal part, sure. The mountain area of Washington is pretty conservative.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i know a wide range of Appalachians who'd be helping

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

our babbies didn't run shine through these hollows for us to lick boots

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[–] homes@piefed.world 110 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (13 children)

I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments and museums there. Can you just gas it instead?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 114 points 1 day ago (6 children)

If they bomb the white house it won't even be noticeable

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[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They're the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.

[–] joshcodes@programming.dev 1 points 22 hours ago

It was the British and they didnt burn it to the ground so I'm not sure why people think thats what happened. It was a retaliation attack for the US fighting in Canada, sure. But they weren't Canadian troops.

They didnt burn it to the ground because the building burnt too fast for them to get the fire hot enough. The outer walls and bits inside were still standing. I believe the British even ate dinner in the house because the chef had prepared it for the president or something but I couldn't find a source for that.

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[–] slemptastrophe@piefed.social 44 points 1 day ago

Would you? Please?!?!

[–] iatenine@piefed.social 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

War of 1812 is getting a sequel?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 20 hours ago
[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 20 hours ago

Imaginary debate champion.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Dont fucking tease us like that

[–] demonhunt@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I never understand these usian thinking the orange guy is the source of all their problems lol.

yeah he is kind of a pedo clown POS, but its not like he can decide on his own whatever the hell US doing to this world

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah people talk as if we haven't been regularly commiting genocides in the middle east for the last few decades now.

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[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if only we didnt rely on oil. we would never need the Yemen Pipeline to steal oil in any way possible with the excuse that were spreading democracy. Ohh yeah we need coal and not electric. Who would fund the Gaza resort with a big golden statue?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Tbf main money is from military industrial complex and polymarket these days no?

[–] voaw@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

If only neolib capitalist states cared about actually liberating people and not just invading, bombing, and regime changing sovereign nations for money and oil

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

i'd kick into the gofundme

[–] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 27 points 1 day ago

I have 5 dollars. Will that help?

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 hours ago
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