this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
143 points (98.0% liked)

Not The Onion

21154 readers
1605 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

For more than four decades, GWAR has been pissing people off. They’ve “killed” countless controversial figures and it’s raised the hackles of emotionally weak fuck faces. It’s unavoidable. Yet the recent on-stage “disembowelment” of President Donald J. Trump pissed off the MAGA cult so you know what that means — they sent death threats to the guys parading around as fake intergalactic aliens in fake armor.

The main incident that got people up in arms was the band’s performance at Riot Fest in Chicago last year. During that particular show, they featured a little simulated murder of noted racist net negatives to society and wastes of valuable oxygen Elon Musk and President Donald Trump. It was all in good fun worthy of a good “hahaha” or a “hehehe” during your metal show.

Well, that was too much for the MAGA crowd. No, they couldn’t stand to see an effigy of their God Emperor and his minion getting fake murdered, so their influencers got all mad and condemned GWAR for their act for allegedly normalizing political violence. So they apparently responded by sending the band death threats, which is an act of political violence in its own right.

Never mind they’ve killed countless politicians over the years, but now was when they were fomenting violence. It was a situation that frontman Blöthar the Berserker laughed off at the time in an interview with Billboard.

“The idea that Gwar is normalizing violence is patently absurd.

“We’re not millionaires that are afraid of what people are going to say when they see what we do… Yeah, it pissed me off! We’re a group of artists that makes art, and it’s really the idea that what we have done is normalizing violence… there’s nothing normal about the violence that goes on at a GWAR show. It’s a cartoon, it’s Looney Tunes.”

Since then, GWAR’s only ratcheted up the vitriol, killing figures like now former Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem. But that’s not to say the anger from the right has subsided at all. In fact, in an interview with The Guardian, guitarist Mike Derks (a.k.a. Balsac The Jaws Of Death) explained how the whole situation’s been frustrating and scary at the same time. He also took umbrage with a group of people who claim to be pro-First Amendment to then go on to try to censor a band like GWAR.

“In a sense, it’s just laughable, but it was scary when we were getting death threats over social media. It did get me very upset when people were trying to say: ‘Oh, you can’t do that.’ This is the country where we’re supposed to be able to do that! People were saying we can’t do it after we’d been doing it for 40 years.”

But once again the obvious should be stated: the MAGA cult is so rotten with nothing but a buncha whiny, pasty white, piss-soaked, crybabies that couldn’t take a joke if it were handed to them with soft kids’ gloves. Sure, their ideology is the catalyst for this country’s backsliding into fascism, but they’re still somehow just soft as baby shit.

top 16 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 24 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 44 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I bet there was MAGA GWAR fans who thought GWAR was like them. Just like RATM some bands music just goes right over the MAGGOTS heads.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

There was a post here on Lemmy right around the time of the superbowl where some guy was looking to form "the right wing version of RATM".

I'm still unclear if he's a comedic genius, or an idiot.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

I remember that. It's probably true for some right winger out there. When I did flooring, there was always other work crews around who you could tell were maga listening to musc like Ratm. Like the message just didn't click with them.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 hours ago

Back before I left Facebook I was part of the Bohab group that was a continuation of the bohab forums, there were A LOT of hard right fans that thought GWAR were also hard right.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 hour ago

there’s nothing normal about the violence that goes on at a GWAR show.

Hahahaha

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 hours ago

Somehow I don't think Gwar is gonna be intimidated.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 55 minutes ago

The public media episode collab with John Oliver was pretty awesome ngl, raised a lot of money for local public radio stations :)

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

GWAR decapitates or sodomomizes with a sword any politician in the spotlight. It's just an excuse to spray the audience with stage blood. It's not a GWAR show without a bloody pit. They made a whole album called The Bloody Pit of Horror. They did it to Bush and Obama and I didn't hear any complaints. Certainly not on Lemmy. magas could look at it like baptism and maybe they'd understand it a little better.

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 5 points 59 minutes ago

Literally watched GWAR cut the tits off a fake Hillary Clinton and spray the crowd with blood and semen years ago.

It's like complaining that South Park is making fun of Trump lol

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 hours ago

Scumdogs of the Universe don't care about your feelings

[–] Janx@piefed.social 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

They don’t really get GWAR, I gather. Fucking ignorant snowflakes. It’s telling as they attach so much of their personality to someone who is as equally fragile.

[–] homes@piefed.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Hey Mark, you sure play a mean guitar, it's too bad you have to... Die.