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The female human mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same. None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo. (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by Judge_Jury@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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God I wish I was him

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Check out that dope-ass birb soypoint-2

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

geordi-no Natural selection

geordi-yes Sexual selection

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

I can fix him

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I assume you've seen the video

https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=XggUCi1jtz0

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The experience you have looking at the way birds of paradise attract mates is the same experience an alien would have seeing the way humans dress.

It's a social construct believe it or not, the young male birds in that species and many similar ones learn the dances from watching adults and making their own adjustments, their own interpretations.

My own crazy speculation about what's being communicated in a bird of paradise dance is that it's more akin to artistic expression than "taking on the sexiest shape/colors." (Not to say art can't be that too)

[–] muirc@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

HEY. We talkin birds?

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

*birbs

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

#goals

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

More attracted to this than the entire op cast combined.

[–] CrimsonSage@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

This post is accurate.