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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 minutes ago

what the hell man :(

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago

Accurate...

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I don't really wanna be the Skin Destoryer

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Understandable.

[–] pheelicks@lemmy.zip 5 points 20 hours ago

Moon Moon ... oh no wait, wrong thread.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.

Amusingly, my wife's maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she's Love Pole. Of course I'm not going to tell her either of these names.

[–] Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Did your wife change her last name to something that is not your last name?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

My surname is not really "again".

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"sex knob: giant hammer" sounds like a JJK technique

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I should google that.

GBE: Monster Hard Snake

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

JJK is an anime, they have names for their special moves that usually have the form "Domain Expansion: {adjective} {noun}"

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

One Hundred Percent All Beef Thermometer.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

But I wanna call it the puking dildo

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Be the change you want to see in the world!

[–] sploder@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago
[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Love Injector. How derivative.

long sausage

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago
[–] harrison_fnord@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

Power Killer.

[–] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Giant tool, well at least it's not my personality

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm just enjoying every version of '[Word] Punch'.

'They call me MISTER Punch!

'Yeah babe do you like my bear punch'

If I go to a house party and they've got Purple Punch then I'm leaving

[–] tino@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I am Skin tube. My wife would be Monster Destroyer. It's unfair

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

There will be another one of these asking for the third letter or something soon.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

🧍‍♂️ MAN SWORD 🗡️

idk, sounds like false advertising in my case :P

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Pussy salami

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.

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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Purple killer... Not a fan of the name tbh

[–] texture@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 days ago

Pleasure Killer

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i'm not using my name, i'm just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i've ever heard.

Skin Killer. If your partner's still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn't be.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Man Injector....

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Poor Quentin Tarantino

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Pleasure Meat

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...

... Skin Unit. Gross!

[–] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What do YOU think mine is?

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 19 hours ago

monster sword

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Well, according to the chart and your username, it's Monster Sword Pussy Sex Machine.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Some funny ones there.

Like Bear Killer.

Or Fun Destroyer.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Babe, the new MMORPG name generator dropped!

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