I'm in Ohio and felt this dude was slimy from the second I saw him. I don't like Trump either. And yet Democrats can't offer us good options either. God I hate FPTP two party voting.
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Yeah, and it's on the couch cushion
The Political Grim Reaper.
It's like Trump set out to prove how incompetent Vance is before he runs for president. Next he'll send Rubio on a series of challenges to prove what a loser he is.
Then Trump can say, "Well, I tried to give these guys a chance to prove themselves, but they failed at everything. Looks like I'll just have to stick around for another term."
Streak indeed. A sticky streak of bodily fluids on the couch of everyone he visits.
It's pretty messed up you compare us to Vance.
This guy seems like such a joke, but I fear he will not disappear into obscurity any time soon.
He could be the new Dan Quayle. No one knows where he ended up, and importantly, no one cares.
Dan Quayle may have saved US democracy by advising Pence to do his fucking job and certify the election .
"Saved" might be too strong of a word
temporarily preserved?
Forestalled the inevitable
Exactly 10 years ago, Trump was a joke.
death made him one of his reapers.
He's the king Midas of shit
I thought that was his boss. Maybe he's king in waiting of shit, prince of shit? Okay I got nothing good but perhaps he's the grave maker.
Becomes VP of US, ----> kills US
Feared by people and couches alike.
Can he take Trump to his next heart doctor checkup?
he has shielding with his orange foundation.
i feel like this disrespects his love of guyliner. his eyes don't pop enough.
First door should be La-z-boy
Great template, truly a work of art
The hyenas on the left pointing this out is like that movie "The Sixth Sense"
I thought his name was REEK
Idk, but him get castrated and flayed wouldn't be the worst..
Can we watch?
american liz truss
But he has a considerably longer shelf life than even an American lettuce that has been doused in embalming fluid or whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.
whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.
HFCS?
We should encourage more one on one time between P and VP. Let's see how the trend goes. It's the only responsible thing we can do as researchers.
i think it's pretty standard that vp and potus don't spend much time in the same location. and never get on the same plane together
The way he looks at him with goo goo eyes...
They didn't even say "thank you!"
Come visit Serbia next, please
The pope and the Iranian regime are both religious zealots, of course they aren't going to take it well if someone shows up and nonchalantly fucks their couch. And would you vote for a president who entertained someone who came over just to fuck a couch as a state guest?
those persian ottamans and couches must be heaven for him.
Pope died??!
The previous one, Pope Francis, not the current one, who is Pope Leo XIV.
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He should use this power for good. We'll have to trick him into doing it, probably...
Whatever’s normal.
I believe he gets setup to fail by Trump. 3 terms and a movie. He was also asked/forced to say the line "Iranian nuclear vest suicide bombers in supermarkets", and was told by Israel to fail the Iran peace talks midway through.
The J stands for Jinxed
And I always thought J.D. was a warning and stood for "Jizzes into your Divan".
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If you really look at it, trump is the one sending him and vance is just a yes man. This is trump's streak.
the charisma of gonorrhea!
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.
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