I am also in support of banning Viagra as a performance enhancing drug.
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Also ban glasses while we are at it. If god wanted you to see them tiddies he wouldn't have made you near-sighted. Amen 🙌
I worry you are incentivizing them to just put their faces closer to the boobies
It's anti-natural.
And wedding ceremonies continue to get weirder and weirder.
Eww. Just fucking eww.
Are you supposed to, like, leave it in there or...?
Finger banging
I think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting.
The first thing that comes to mind is... 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that's a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.
Could be all of the fingers at once too
If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It's either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.
Haha omg.. I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out.. completely ruined it..
🤷🏻♂️ guess you had to be there.. 😂
narrator: please don't place a ring in a woman's vagina people
Notice he didn't say who's wedding ring...
Right? Not every day a public official outs themselves as a swinger. He also didn’t specify gender. I salute Russ Fulcher for his adventurous sexuality.
Wait, is wedding rings in the vag a swinger thing?
TIL.
Yea, one woman goatses herself and everybody throws them in then picks them out like car keys
But who was wedding ring?
Mmmmm, yeast infection....
I guess giving your wife a life long excuse to not have sex could be seen as a positive, in this case anyway..
Oh boy! That's my representative. I'm so proud /s
Mmm look at all those trackers in that hyperlink. Delicious.
I did not wait for the link to load before copying lol
why did you do this to me
googleadservices is on my blacklist.