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[–] SapphironZA@lemmings.world 149 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I am also in support of banning Viagra as a performance enhancing drug.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 105 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also ban glasses while we are at it. If god wanted you to see them tiddies he wouldn't have made you near-sighted. Amen 🙌

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

I worry you are incentivizing them to just put their faces closer to the boobies

[–] kubica@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

It's anti-natural.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 72 points 2 years ago

And wedding ceremonies continue to get weirder and weirder.

[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 2 years ago

Eww. Just fucking eww.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you supposed to, like, leave it in there or...?

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] M500@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The first thing that comes to mind is... 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that's a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Could be all of the fingers at once too

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It's either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.

Haha omg.. I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out.. completely ruined it..

🤷🏻‍♂️ guess you had to be there.. 😂

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 2 years ago

narrator: please don't place a ring in a woman's vagina people

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Notice he didn't say who's wedding ring...

[–] NecessaryWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Right? Not every day a public official outs themselves as a swinger. He also didn’t specify gender. I salute Russ Fulcher for his adventurous sexuality.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, is wedding rings in the vag a swinger thing?

TIL.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Yea, one woman goatses herself and everybody throws them in then picks them out like car keys

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

But who was wedding ring?

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mmmmm, yeast infection....
I guess giving your wife a life long excuse to not have sex could be seen as a positive, in this case anyway..

[–] cogman@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Oh boy! That's my representative. I'm so proud /s

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 years ago

I did not wait for the link to load before copying lol

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

why did you do this to me

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

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