wand = double nerd alert.
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
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Pingas!
John Thomas
Gay 90s kid.
Hey hey... Hog could also mean Bilmuri fan so careful with assuming on that one 🤣
ABSOLUTELYCRANKINGMYF'INHOG
Where's pecker? Or pizzle?
Or member.
You're at least 65 years old
##Verse 1
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
##Verse 2
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much
Manhood, throbbing, pgs 1-320
(This is what I imagine indexes would look like in your trashier historical romance novels)
How about "my lil' fella"
Sword
uh, my entire junk's a nautical metaphor. i'm not going to break it down into details, but we call going to the toilet "pulling in for dry dock" or mention torpedos and anti aircraft cannons.
yall are missing out on not having cold feet when sleeping, I'm just saying
I don't cage my tootsies when not necessary
things you can do online now guys
I now own a one inch by one inch parcel of the king of England's flesh deliverable freeze dried upon death and technically that makes me a duke if I eat it
peentis is what me and my hubby call ours
ours
I like that ownership's shared.
i meant more so that we both have a peentis but i like your interpretation better.
"Your penis? No comrade. Our penis"
I tried to reference my husband's penis as "our penis" to him, and he was all "Absolutely not."
I was like, "We only have the one between us! We have to share!"
He was unmoved.
Can't believe peen didn't make the list
I can't believe "lil' Adolf" didn't make the list.
I call him, by his name.
Charlie, btw.
All of them but the last one on versatile manner = uses brains
Pecker
This name indicates you're 45+ years old.
Yep lots of mileage
I call it my pee staff
When not referred to by its proper name, His Majesty is known as the womb hammer or the flesh dagger.
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Adam sandler had a running joke on one of his albums where the guy trying to laid just keeps namong it wrong and failing.
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