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It's internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.

Doesn't randomly go erect during middle school powerpoint presentations

Less dangle between activities, more areas for pleasure, better plugin functionality.

Whereas penises have simpler attachment, the vagina has both muscle control, lubrication for better conductivity, easy access to non-invasive interfacing of blood and hormones, storage space and flexible mounting directions. If ever I would have a detachable cybernetic extra limb, regulator or weapon, a vagina would be a fantastic mount.

Just squeeze to activate.

Multiple orgasms.

Self cleaning, self lubricating, no vulnerable dangly bits, doesn't choke you when you go down, minimal awkward bumps or bulges in clothing, extra room for smuggling drugs, multiple orgasms.

Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.

Having an extra organ sitting outside your pelvis can be more uncomfortable than you realize.

Sex jokes aside, you use that area of your body for a lot of supported activities, eg riding a bike, or even just sitting down for long periods of the day. Obviously, sitting on it is not a common mistake, but it can shift out of position or be squeezed about frequently.

Sometimes I think there’s a reason I see more female acrobats. It’s a lot simpler to grapple a bar with your legs when you don’t need to worry about the protection of a cup.

The Clitoris has the highest nerve ending density of any external organ so it probably feels the best when licked. It might feel so good it's unfathomable as a male and most of us will never know.

PS: The clitoris is part of the vulva and not vagina but I thought it fits your question.

Easier to sell pictures of it.

You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.

An extra pocket

Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.

It doesn't have sensitive bits dangling underneath where you might sit on them in a careless moment.

Doesn't hurt as much when it gets hit by something.