I'd rather be caught watching Fortnite porn than playing Fortnite.
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My gaming time is limited, unlike my love for bubble butts in fun outfits.
"And this guy.... He only started playing the game because he liked gooning to the R34 art so much"
2B is hot tho. I ain't playing that game. It's too fucking long and it looks boring.
I personally really enjoyed it. Post nut clarity really helps engage with the philosophic part of the game
Hmmm yes I’m feeling particularly philosophical while playing this one
That PVC model butt tho
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and it looks boring.
It's developed by platinum, so gameplay is anything but boring.
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This game is NOT boring. Would play even without the hot android up-skirt.
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Pan up. The game has mods... I don't think I need to sell you more.
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There's more sexy characters in the games I won't like the gameplay of than the games I usually like to play. 🤷♂️
Shit, a lot of games I play don't even have people in them. Am I supposed to just goon to rule 34 of machinery?
There are machines you can goon to:
Where is this dude from, anyway? See him in memes all the time; haven't seen or played whatever he's from.
So? I jerk to RL women I've never met also.
Rocket League?
I can't really jork it to characters in games and media I enjoy non-hornily. It feels icky to my brain
guess I'll never play Genshin now lol
I played genshin for like 2 months, trying to figure out what people liked about it. I muted the game to stop the anime noises within the first day, skipped every cutscene by day 2 because the characters’ mannerisms pissed me off, blocked online elements within a week because other players were deeply uninteresting, and hit a hard progress wall within a month of increasingly intermittent playtime. I left after a few weekly boss rushes began to remind me of RuneScape grinding.
Which is to say, you can freely play it. It’s terrible
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Genshin Impact? If he's big enough
Wonderful favor you've done yourself!
sometimes there are some video games the porn is better then the actual game.
i could probably recognize most genshin characters without ever playing that half-assed game once
I played Genshin not as a Gacha but as an Action Adventure akin to BotW, and I really enjoyed it. It has some beautiful environments. When I started to play it as a Gacha, I lost interest soon.
See? Stop judging kids who wear Nirvana t-shirts without knowing it's a band
We're all guilty
lol that was awhile ago that fad started. And yes I spent like 2 months talking to youngins o you like metallica/nirvanna/greenday thats coo.
And then not understanding why they didnt know what the fuck I was talking about. Dookie is my all time favorite album! Why are you confused about that statement? You didnt know you are wearing a dookie tee shirt?
Maybe they were just fans of poo
I'm only realizing now how Green Day got a bunch of people to say "I love dookie" with a straight face. Fucking. Hilarious.
as someone who still doesnt not has finnancial means to play most games, I have watched at least 5 times more gameplay videos than actually played games, even indie games like slimerancher 2 just run so poorly on a cheap intel 12th gen laptop, it is great now at least having the oportunity to play some games thankd to finally getting a proper computer and not being stuck with my phone being my only device, but my old habits of watching 5 hours of gameplay of games instead of playing still strong
Me when people goon to video game characters instead of specifically to me! (Hornyposting)
I'd never disgrace my first love: Terra from Final Fantasy VI. (Boxy lady!)
She's so innocent yet traumatized yet naturally kindhearted...
I couldn't ever imagine gooning to her.
Mog on the other hand...
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I don't goon, I don't like the gameplay for most of them, and I only play trash games on my phone, no-where else. Have you SEEN the install sizes of the mobile versions of these games? I don't think I've seen ONE that didn't leave me wondering why the developers bothered.
When I've got Human Resource Machine, Really Bad Chess, Wordle, Sudoku and more, do I really need 30gb for 2B's enhanced jiggle physics?
Judge me all you want. I'm too busy jerkin in to care
What else am a going to do? The games I play don't exactly have characters who can easily be gooned to, the fuck am I going to do work it to an M3 Lee and Beep.
I've seriously thought about making a gooner game basically satirizing an extremely popular one that has zero gooning potential. Don't want to give too much details because I legit thought it could make a killing and I don't think anyone is working on anything similar right now
why does it matter if the gooner never played the game
They're Fake Gooning. It's unethical
goon gatekeeping should be a cardinal sin
I always considered it a kink.
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