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The Political Ideologies of Cereal Mascots (hexbear.net)
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Count Chocula - absolute monarchies and also a satanist

Cheerios Bee- Liz Warren stan

Trix Rabbit - Libertarian

Lucky Charms Leprechaun- wants to be part of Britain

Cappn Crunch - Constitutional Monarchist

Sugar Crisp Bear - Stirnerist

Frankenberry- Just wants to grill

Add any more you can think of

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[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

toucan sam - anprim

quaker oats guy - quaker

tony the tiger - esoteric hitlerist

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Tony the Tiger - CIA drug trafficker

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Tony the Tiger - boilerplate liberal

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Someone else posted cryptofascist and thst seemed more likely to me.

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"'America is already gr-r-reat!' - Hillary Clinton" - Tony the Tiger

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Captain Crunch is an agent for the thalassocracy

Snap, Crackle, and Pop - dictatorship of the proletariat

I vaguely recall one of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch chefs purging the other two, so

purge-1

purge-2

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cinnamon Toast Crunch chef's? That's been my go to sugar cereal since I was a wee lad and the inly commercials I can remember was the Can They See Why Kids Love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

We need a TruAnnon episode on this.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Fred Flintstone - anprim
Honeycomb monster - ultra-leftist
Cheerios bee - NPR lib

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

This guy reads bookchin

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Kellogs K is a Klansman

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Golden Crisp/Sugar Crisp Bear - techno-libertarianism (through regulatory capture) Honey Smacks Frog - techno-libertarianism (through sovereign offshore rigs)

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know what honey smacks are but it sounds Australian

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why does the radical left keep trying to doxx me

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Something about the name and a frog mascot.