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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 158 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We are going bowling? Awesome!

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 32 points 1 week ago

that was my first thought too

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She doesn't want the vanilla.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

" I got the message hon....WE'RE GOING BOWLING TONIGHT!"

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

OH BOY I've been shinin' my ball for this very occasion!

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[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pornalt@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

The peehole.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 1 week ago

Does she wanna go bowling?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

... love some ice cream, thanks.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ice cream is lovely during consumption, but after, my teeth feel sticky and I often have acid reflux. I'm sure I'll partake again, but right now I wish - on behalf of my future self - that I wouldn't.

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you tried sorbet or a vegan ice cream? The cashew based ones are really good and might help if it’s related to a milk sensitivity

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love sorbet, but I suspected that if I brought it up I'd be lambasted.

I don't think I've ever encountered vegan ice cream.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One ice cream place had bunch of awesome vegan variants, so I can confirm that they are definitely worth trying!

Unrelated, but a different place once had Gin-Tonic ice. To this day I can't get the flavor out of my head, it was so good. But how tf do you make that :|

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know, but if you can make fried ice cream you can probably make ice cream alcohol.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Honey, were you trying to use the ice cream as a bowling ball again?"

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

it slides so much better

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago
[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh man, that does not register as food to my brain, from all the food dyes. If the packaging wasn't there, you could've told me this is a cleaning sponge and I might've believed you...

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Most likely the only dye is beetroot extract for the pink. The others are coloured by the vanilla and cocoa for their respective flavours.

Of course it would depend on the brand, just going by what is common here.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We don't need to guess, you appear to be right:

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

I said most likely because I don't know the ingredients on that exact tub, just went with what I can buy here.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Tara Gum.. I dated her in college.

you're sadly talking about america, so I have my doubts.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"A couple of days prior, my two young boys caught

the prickliest of the itchies

after playing with a pile of pink insulation in the barn.

Would you believe on the same day, my daughter fell into the manure pile.

I had two in the pink and one in the stink."

-Noah Dyck

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Noah had the best sausage parties, he could not wait to get his hot meat into your mouth.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAtlVX1Z5t4

One of the best bits they had on that show.

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[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Delilah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago

And one in the stink

Shocking, I know.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

im guessing the vanilla would represent the "seed"

or vanilla being untouched meaning not wanting it vanilla (of sex, vanilla means not kinky)

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago

At least she didn't ask for a Minivan (2 in the front, 5 in the back)

[–] trijste@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

Taint neglect

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

And what does she hint at?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 1 week ago

That she wants to go bowling, clearly.

[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Two in the pinky, one in the stinky.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Allero@lemmy.today 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

She wants her partner to masturbate her with three fingers: two go into the pussy, one into ass. This method can be used to increase sexual stimulation as the pressure on the vaginal wall increases.

Rosy part of ice cream represents pussy ("pinky"), brown one represents ass ("stinky").

The middle yellowish layer is most likely vanilla, she has no marks there because she wants to highlight she wants to get kinky (not "vanilla" sex, i.e. regular penetration without anything special)

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The explanation we needed and deserved. Thank you for your service

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[–] 5ha99y@lemmus.org 1 points 1 week ago

Well then more vanilla for me (scoops the middle out)

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