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I don't get it. I don't think of sex when it rains, neither do I think of farming. I think of reading in bed. I might be reading about sex, but that's not the point.
Also, I'm not thinking about farming when I see a picture of a pretty girl, call me weird, I guess.
You're thinking of plowing her field aka "farming".
The whole time I'm having sex I think about farming so I don't cum instantly.
I think about sexy cows when I want the big finish though.
Guv, then do I have something for you.
Jesus fuck who do you think I am that’s a sexy alien.
Bogos binted? 👽
You had to mention sexy cows.
Yeah I'm not going to think about the fugly ones.
why would you say that to his face, look hes so sad now
why did you do this?
Rich people don't farm. They pay others to farm for them while calling themselves farm owners.
Ah, but they consider themselves farmers
I'm only happy when it rains
I'm only happy when it's complicated
It only rains because you're happy
TF I’m gonna grow to get rich offa farming? Drugs?
This is like some deep deep agro-economy hustle culture. Yo don’t be complaining about things - go out there and git them soybeans!!
I definitely think of sex when farming tho
I think of farm when sexing
TBH I think of sex even when it's not raining. Hmm... maybe I should start OnlyFans to get rich...
Well you can't really do a lot of things on the fields when it's muddy anyway
What about rice farming? Lots of pictures of people knee deep in mud planting rice
