"The early bird money the worm"
WTF is this nonsense.
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2026
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Well, that's you're age
Oh no, now he's age
Now read it backwards
Send it to 10 people or mark zuckerburg will show up at your house with lizards
It would just be a salazar of lizards
mrow :3
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That’s your zodiac.
mrow eht yenom drib ylrae ehT
Yvan eht nioj
Modsiw
Wisdom
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Wisdom
That's you're age
Adhering to the classic meaning of shitpost, nice.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Lie in.
And of course, the early worm gets eaten.
The latest bird may end up being the earliest. Lock the fuck in, gamers
The early worm will be late
But can you money the cheese
What did Michael Cera do now?
I'm sorry, but that's clearly Andy Samberg.
more cocaine
Cocaine is worms?
Yeah, they're both lines
Thank you, this made me blow a single burst off air trough my nose!
And is there a word for?
In German the word for it is schnaufen
Schnaufen is in and out. Schnauben ist only out. But it might also differ regionally
True
"neese", but rare enough that even OED gets it only half-right
But what if the early worm birds the get and stones two worms with one bird?
Think about it.
That's worth two in the bush.
Jesse Eisenberg is a smart dude. Haven't seen English that wrong in quite some time. Doesn't do him justice.
What’s you’re age again?
the early worm gets eaten
Entrapranure is the goat
What a nincompoop