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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by WhyEssEff@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
 

I’m at my uncle’s house for family thanksgiving and this is on his nightstand lea-why

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[–] darkmode@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

I got clowned on on a post about libraries saying amerikans only read shit like netanyahu’s memoir.

I was called too pessimistic and yet here I am proven correct by the long arc of history

[–] terrytec@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This reminds me of when I walked into my ex gfs parent's house and they had a cop American flag magnet and I threw it in the trash when no one was looking...just saying it works

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

this is praxis

[–] buh@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the other one is a churchill biography ukkk

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Throw it away if you can get away with it would be fucking hilarious

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Celebrating my settler-colonial holiday with my family and keeping my settler colonial biography on my nightstand grillman

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

You could y'know just bump that into the trash can where it belongs.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

What do you mean I can't subtitle my book "My Struggle?!" Taken? By who? This is bullshit!

  • BiBi
[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

You will need:

1 glue stick Exacto knife 1 copy of the collected works of Edward Said

[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Those the tissues he uses after jacking off, you think?

If they aren't , check the book scared

[–] oktherebuddy@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Was out last night for dinner with family. Some chud in a big truck, least Jewish looking person I have ever seen in my life (picture every rants-into-phone-inside-truck baseball-cap-wearing goatee-toting cracker) drove through city center multiple times flying a HUGE Israeli flag protruding through the sunroof. Truly incongruous.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Guess you found the toilet paper!

[–] jaeme@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Rip out pages throughout the book, like a few pages in all. Nothing ruins a book like a few ripped out pages scattered about.

Unless ur uncle doesn't actually read it and uses it as set dressing, which then, I'm sorry.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Would suggest using a utility knife to slice the pages out near the spine.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

So when you have that inevitable Palestine vs Israel convo you legit have the "Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what you jerk off to" card.

[–] don@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

Go to the gas station and take it with you. Deposit into gas station trash can. Fill up gas tank if needed.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That’s some weird-ass novelty toilet paper

[–] hopelessbyanxiety@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Wait doesnt normal paper clog the pipes?

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

No good. Pages are already covered with shit.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

as always, i am recommending arson

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are you in his room? Also steal it.

[–] hopelessbyanxiety@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Perfect for drying spices

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why'd you go in his bedroom?

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

had to go to the bathroom, it's attached

Makes sense. Sorry you had to see that

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

The only bathroom? Dang, bad design. Waking someone up cause you gotta take a dump and then they gotta fall asleep next to your turd stink.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why'd you go in his bedroom?

this is just speculation but I've been in a lot of houses where the bathroom is attached to someone's bedroom, or you need to pass through someone's bedroom to get to another room, etc.

Yeah, that makes sense

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago