As vehicles get larger, due to entirely natural processes beyond our control,
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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Ford's efforts with this design apparently focus on deflection as a result.
Flying 50 ft through the air before skidding across the pavement for another 20, but at least I wasn't turned to paste by the frontal wall of a Ford F150
One step closer to having street-legal bumper cars
playing pinball with the kei cars
getting punched in the face with an airbag shortly before getting run over by a truck
pocket brick was something a coworker and i thought of for our daily commute of riding bicycles in an urban environment. Like a brick just big enough to slide into your back pocket so that it was within easy reach to throw at cars.
PocketBrick ^TM^ ... Just In Time For Xmas!
Can't wait to get yeeted across an intersection by a bumper airbag.
Ford to install Woke Implosion Mechanisms on their Otherwise Patriotic 120ton pickup trucks.
Multiple cars already have a similar system that fires the hood upward to cushion any pedestrians you hit. Including the 2007+ Nissan GTR. https://www.nissan-global.com/EN/INNOVATION/TECHNOLOGY/ARCHIVE/PUEHFPP/
If the evil tankie turbo communists won, they would do something freedom destroying like limiting the size of the suburban assault vehicles while drastically expanding mass transit and making cities walkable. 
Yes, they should mandate these federally, and also mandate that they squeak 
I've always wondered why we don't have this
Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
The fastest to solve this problem is to make the bumper out of enough dynamite to destroy the entire car and everyone in it
Explosive Reactive Armor bricks for cars.