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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 309 points 2 years ago (6 children)

"Being a lesbian sucks sometimes. You tell another girl she's a hottie, and she says, "thanks" like we're being friendly. I ain't just being friendly, I'm trying to fuck!"

I think I translated it correctly.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 113 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Thanks for translating. As a non native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to understand these.... words.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To assist:

  • Lesbo: short for lesbian
  • Pish: an expression of frustration
  • Bangin': hot
  • nd: and
  • ye: you
  • am no: I'm not
  • tae: to
  • yer: your
  • pal: friend
  • shag: have sex with
[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

I got all of that except "shag ye x," because it sounds like "shag (fuck) you x," where "x" is the subject that is a bit vague. Like, "I'm trying to shag you, love?" or "Fuck your ex," as in, the last person you broke up with?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 15 points 2 years ago

I could be wrong, but I thought the x at the end was just a cutesy sign-off. Like "xoxo" type of thing.

[–] ZeroTHM@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it's the x in "xoxo", the old convention for hugs and kisses.

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

xoxo... the old convention for hugs and kisses.

[–] trafficnab@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The release of Shrek is closer to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and the invention of the Sony Walkman than it is to today

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[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to figure out what it said

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

I had to imagine Karen Gillan saying it

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

As a native English speaker, me too.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Should watch still game. You'll end up with a brain aneurysm trying understand the Scottish pensioner's

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[–] neptune@dmv.social 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Isn't "coming from you" a put down? Or does it more mean "you care about fashion and looks, so obviously you know"?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It’s an amplifier. “You’re hot” makes it mean “someone as hot as you thinks I’m hot? Damn”, “you smell terrible” makes it mean “how the fuck do you of all people even notice my small with that rank odor”

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[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

...And she says, "thanks" knowing I'm a lesbian and appreciate female beauty sexually taking the complement more intensely. I ain't just being....

ITIFTFY?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where i come from a shag is a party

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[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 110 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I swear Scottish people are the only ones who type in their own phonetic accent

[–] BluesF@feddit.uk 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

~~Scots isn't just an accent, it's a language in its own right.~~

~~Although honestly I'm not sure how much of this is Scots and how much is just specific to Scottish twitter lol~~

So actually having done some more reading this isn't Scots - I'm fairly sure this is Scottish English which is somewhat a merging of Scots with English.

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[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Lots of people do it here in Austria too, and I hate it.

[–] soulsource@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A geh, is doch iagendwie liab, oda?

Übahaupt, jetzt wo si Hochdeutsch imma mea duachsetzt, und vü junge Leit übahaupt nimma richtig östareichisch^1^ redn leanan, missn ma doch schaun, dass unsa Sproch net oafoch ausstiabt, oda?

Mia hom a a longe Tradition, wonns um Mundoatdichtung geht. Da Dichta von da obaöstareichischn Hymne zum Beispü, da Stelzhamer Franz, hot gonz vü in Mundoat gschribn.

Und weis ma grod eifoit: Es gibt a a eigene Wikipedia in unsam Dialekt: https://bar.wikipedia.org/ Oba do dua i ma söm schwah, dass i des vasteh. De is scho in da äagstn von de oagn Mundoatn gschribm.

(So, jetzt woas i net, wöcha Sproch i im Dropdown do untn auswöhn soid... Wei wirklich Deitsch is des jo net...)

[^1^] I am fully aware that the dialect I'm writing in is not called "Austrian". The two big dialects spoken in Austria are "Alemannic" and "Bavarian", and the one I'm writing is the Bavarian dialect. I'm only using the word "östareichisch" here, because that's what I expect most people to use in spoken conversation.

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[–] johnyrocket@feddit.ch 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Newfies do the same. Was a whole fuckin thing to unlearn when I found the Internet lol

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[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I hate reading the Americans now typing "y'all".

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm a northerner and I still had to accept the unimpeachable logic that y'all is a versatile and useful word

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The English language is sorely lacking gender neutral pronouns so it's nice that one is getting added

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I'm not American and I will forever type y'all because it's useful and I like it lol

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (9 children)

It's easier if you read it out loud with a Scottish accent. Works for novels as well!

“Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!”

― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

[–] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I had to read half of Trainspotting like that!

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fucking. Genius.

Welp. We're friends now. What are you doing tonight?

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"PICTSIES!"

Cracks me up every time.

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[–] crackajack@reddthat.com 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I understood that, surprisingly.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

2nd attempt, but I got there

[–] bratosch@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

First attempt I was like "wtf am I reading?" then I read it with a Scottish accent and it made perfect sense

[–] chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I miss scottishpeopletwitter, did that move over here?

[–] crackajack@reddthat.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The least politically loaded and agenda-pushing peopletwitter. That sub encapsulates the lightheartedness of Scottish people.

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The names James, Bond James, Bond James is having a stronk call the bondulance

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] clark@midwest.social 15 points 2 years ago

Words can’t describe how much I love this tweet.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Is there a Duolingo for this particular language?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Unaware7013@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Most legible

Most is doing a ton of heavy lifting there.

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