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[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

why did she put a balloon underneath her dress?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Because she's a silly Billie that's known to pull such pranks.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 2 years ago (5 children)

how is babby formed

how girl get pragnent

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 32 points 2 years ago

am I gregnant

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DarkPhysix@lemmings.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If a women has starch masks

[–] So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Dangerops prangent sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

[–] finthechat@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago
[–] skippedtoc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

When a man and a woman love each other very much then....

Well everyone stops at 'then' so I guess, the baby just appears then.

[–] Blamemeta@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I heard the boy pees in her ear. Its how you avoid cooties!

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On average, humans have one testicle.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Less than that. There are more women than men and some men have less than 2.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know, but it sounds better for the joke 😇

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mentioned it because I say "The average person has less than 1 testicle."... Also The average person has less than 2 legs... 2 arms... 2 breasts... etc. One of my favorite eye rolling stupid joke.

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[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

What about people who have had limbs amputated?

Do teeth count as part of the skeleton? If you've lost teeth do you only have 99% of a skeleton left?

According to this, bones don't start forming until the sixth or seventh week of gestation, so does the fetus technically not have a skeleton before then?

So many questions

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

For the sake of this exercise we'll consider skeletons rounded to whole integers. And air resistance may be ignored.

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Assume a spherical skeleton...

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just goes to show how your prejudices affect your judgement without you realising. I just assumed everyone's skeleton was a perfect sphere one unit in diameter and mass, at rest, on a perfectly level, frictionless, infinite plane and in a vacuum. Like mine.

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[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'd argue you still have one skeleton if you lose limbs or teeth.

Amount of skeletons is an integer representing the anount of bone structures holding and protecting human body (or whatever's left of it).

The real question is, how much of which parts of skeleton can we lose with it still being skeleton instead of a set of bones?

[–] Feyr@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Skeleton of thesus?

[–] jwhardcastle@dmv.social 4 points 2 years ago

Everyone else is failing to count the number of babies (140 million per year) nearly all of whom have 100% complete skeletons and set that against the number of amputations of perhaps a few percentage points across a much smaller number of people annually ("more than 1 million annually").

[–] Instigate@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

I’d argue teeth aren’t skeleton because they’re not made of the same substance as bone - the outside is enamel and dentin whereas bones are collagen, protein and minerals (mostly calcium). Kinda like how hair and nails don’t count because they’re made of keratin.

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[–] hobbicus@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

this is bigoted propaganda against bonelessness

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Ivar is INCENSED!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

We're the Martians!

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The average amount of testicles in a body is less than 1

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I don't believe that is true. It might surprise you how often testicles are eaten.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it also be greater than 1 for the same reason as OP? I think there are probably more babies in mothers than people missing testes.

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[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

Aren't babies cartilaginous at birth? Guess it's still a skeleton as it is a structural frame, even if it's not made out of bones yet.

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Chances of getting Boneitis increases with every birth.

[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

It's scary enough that we have one skeleton inside and now I have to worry about the potential for two of them?! How am I supposed to sleep

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

That is clearly a ball of some sort, possible fairly heavy as she uses two hands to hold it in place.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Me eating small birds and stuff 🤷

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You don't pick out the bones first?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 7 points 2 years ago

Crunch Crunch Crunch sorry what did you say?

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This reads different if you miss that it's not a to level comment.

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Totally explains all the skulls and rib cages in MK3.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

https://www.historydefined.net/sanju-bhagat/

Proof that men can have babies (and adults) inside of them.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The article says the doctor was able to shake hands with the twin but didn’t confirm wether the twin was able to be saved or not?

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Saw a documentary a long time ago. He died within a couple days.

[–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 years ago

Based on the order in which bits of his brother were removed from him, I’d assume not.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Dennis Prager logic

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