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Patsocs delenda est

Bonus "you should like hinkle because he's popular" as if that "popularity" is organic and not the most obvious op in history(cw: queerphobia in this one)

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I cannot fucking believe I am older than Hinkle. At least I'm smarter though.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think we're all smarter, stronger and in my honest opinion, better looking than Hinkle

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

We are a beautiful bunch for sure!

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

He just ages quickly.

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Sorry sweaty but if you don't treat Muslims as a monolith represented by that guy on Twitter you're islamophobic

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i love patsocs. obsessed with appealing to an imaginary version of the masses and rewarded with no political influence but lots of attention on the internet. an object lesson in the error of tailism that the left could stand to learn from.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

At least liberals want to appeal to an imaginary version of “moderate conservatives” and expect political power as a reward lol

[–] Grimble@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Feds and Thieloids think theyre smart for inventing these goofy opposition figures

But in practice, all they're doing is teaching us exactly how not to act

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are we hinkleposting today? Did he do soemthing relevant?

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His fans did something to annoy me today. Whatever is annoying me personally the most on any particular day is the most relevant thing.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

rat-salute-2

I respect your stance on the matter.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

most regrettable would (besides Madison Cawthorn) sadness-abysmal

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have never before invoked the volcel-judge but I am going to now.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I already know I should be violently dragged through the streets for constantly being down bad for any average-looking white guy and I fully support those who will put me out of my misery!!

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

He looks very slightly uncanny, like a stock photo

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you want to fuck a sentient jar of pomade

[–] abc@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I could change him

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Don't feel bad. I'd hatefuck Hunter Biden.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Every non patsoc communist is a leftcom, and Marxism-Leninism is inherently conservative are two TILs for me

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Most Resistance Twitter don't like Hinkle because he pushes out wrong info. So he would attribute a clip that happened years ago as what's happening right now.

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

He’s such an annoying child.

The fact he gets attention makes me depressed.

[–] voight@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I feel like taking their ideology seriously when it's deliberately constructed for attention online + to play a Heel role to Breadtube is kind of a mistake I mean the guy is obviously a US fed he's worked in DC for Pelosi and Gabbard (again a psyops person), he posts obvious AI pics and images of Syria adored by Assad Must Go people (to act like the US is the only anti-ISIS force not wantonly bombing civilians unlike the evil russians etc), he posts about GTA6 I mean he's the most obvious fucking troll, selling gold with steve bannon and ron paul, god it's so fucking dumb