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Think about it.

The guy was FUUUUUCKED and his world was crumbling down around him. He knew a lot of wealthy people in power, do you actually believe they didn’t pay him off to die? No doubt they paid him millions to take his own life, anyone in his position I feel would do this.

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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

i think he killed himself to escape the death penalty very-smart

[–] Melina@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Another banger Melina post

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I bet they threatened to cut the power to his cum freezer thus ensuring his bloodline would perish.

[–] jaeme@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too bad he was obsidian trapped 2b2t style so we'll never get to hear his side of the story. thonk-cri

[–] Melina@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Feel like he was a victim in all this and was just a straw man

[–] jaeme@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

So you're saying a man made of straw killed Epstein.

Wild if true.

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

all he has to do is respawn

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

What if he framed himself for killing himself to throw the scent off who really did it?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait....getting paid to suicide?

[–] Melina@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What good would that do? unless this is a shitpost. I'm very confused and am having a moment.

[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are being played, Corgi!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I figured. I take things way too much at face value a lot agony-wholesome

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's Melina the bamboozler

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Boss subtitle like

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it took reading your comments for me to be sure this was a joke

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Glad it wasnt just me

[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

It’s okay. Happens to me all the time. meow-hug

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

he got half up front,, with the other half to be delivered after he killed himself

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I imagine that whether or not he intended on snitching, someone will always assume that he did snitch just to be on the cautious side. He likely would’ve been killed even if he had loyalty to the hustle. As a result he killed himself to spare himself a humiliating and likely painful death.

But I do believe he paid the guards and facility to overlook all the red flags so he can successfully kill himself. I mean, he was an intelligence asset and was able to leave freely during his first sentence. He also hooked up with his lawyer in the middle of the consultation session. So he definitely had the means and reach.

If someone offered you $50k up front and another 50k after the job to conveniently place Epstein next to the cell that didn’t have a working camera, you probably wouldn’t question it if you made prison warden wages.

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'm not doing it for Slick Willy or any of those other reptiles for at least nine figures. Suckers gotta pay.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I dont really see that.

He already had millions. He did not want for much of anything, aside from being in the hoosegow i reckon.

He didnt stretch his neck for money.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The money wouldn't do him much good if he was dead

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Stick it to the PMC charons

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Actually you can take it with you if you're going to hell. I don't understand why else all these billionaires die as billionaires.