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Think about it.

The guy was FUUUUUCKED and his world was crumbling down around him. He knew a lot of wealthy people in power, do you actually believe they didn’t pay him off to die? No doubt they paid him millions to take his own life, anyone in his position I feel would do this.

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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

i think he killed himself to escape the death penalty very-smart

[–] Melina@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Another banger Melina post

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I bet they threatened to cut the power to his cum freezer thus ensuring his bloodline would perish.

[–] jaeme@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Too bad he was obsidian trapped 2b2t style so we'll never get to hear his side of the story. thonk-cri

[–] Melina@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Feel like he was a victim in all this and was just a straw man

[–] jaeme@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

So you're saying a man made of straw killed Epstein.

Wild if true.

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

all he has to do is respawn

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

What if he framed himself for killing himself to throw the scent off who really did it?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait....getting paid to suicide?

[–] Melina@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What good would that do? unless this is a shitpost. I'm very confused and am having a moment.

[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You are being played, Corgi!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I figured. I take things way too much at face value a lot agony-wholesome

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's Melina the bamboozler

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Boss subtitle like

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it took reading your comments for me to be sure this was a joke

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Glad it wasnt just me

[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

It’s okay. Happens to me all the time. meow-hug

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

he got half up front,, with the other half to be delivered after he killed himself

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I imagine that whether or not he intended on snitching, someone will always assume that he did snitch just to be on the cautious side. He likely would’ve been killed even if he had loyalty to the hustle. As a result he killed himself to spare himself a humiliating and likely painful death.

But I do believe he paid the guards and facility to overlook all the red flags so he can successfully kill himself. I mean, he was an intelligence asset and was able to leave freely during his first sentence. He also hooked up with his lawyer in the middle of the consultation session. So he definitely had the means and reach.

If someone offered you $50k up front and another 50k after the job to conveniently place Epstein next to the cell that didn’t have a working camera, you probably wouldn’t question it if you made prison warden wages.

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I'm not doing it for Slick Willy or any of those other reptiles for at least nine figures. Suckers gotta pay.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I dont really see that.

He already had millions. He did not want for much of anything, aside from being in the hoosegow i reckon.

He didnt stretch his neck for money.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The money wouldn't do him much good if he was dead

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Stick it to the PMC charons

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Actually you can take it with you if you're going to hell. I don't understand why else all these billionaires die as billionaires.