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[–] bobbyfiend@lemmy.ml 81 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Even Muad'Dib started out small.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend

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[–] turddle@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago

Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago

Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.

Roll initiative!

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can't repay you in away way but they will be very thankful

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.

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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Worms being converted to Christianity

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[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 years ago

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.

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[–] Tautvydaxx@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stroke without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.

For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 22 points 2 years ago

Tremors prequel

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

tagged this post NSFW

Not Safe for Worms?

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking

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[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 years ago

Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.

[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

This is how we mine for the spice.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Running sticks together creates subterranean earth WiFi, which earthworms love.

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Rub without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.

[–] Geek_King@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

How-To: Teach Worms About Christianity for fun and Profit!

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Worms emerge to worship Jesus

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[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it's the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.

*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.

[–] custard_swollower@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Walk without a rhytm, and you won't attract the worm!

[–] importedreality@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago

worms are attracted to jesus being crucified

[–] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How to entertain people on social media.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Thumper prototype obviously

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).

[–] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How to convert worms to Christianity

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

How prangent is formed.

[–] nis@feddit.dk 7 points 2 years ago

Adjust garlic-infused crossed stake until sharp end is directly above the heart of a vampiric earthworm, then thrust.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What the heck is even the right explanation for this?

[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Not sure if it's a genuine question but I'll try to answer, I think when worms detect vibration they associate it as rain, that is why they go up ground to prevent drowning.

Edit: I got curious and it turns out my assumption was false, looks like it might be because it's easier to migrate, then there is also to avoid predator.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-earthworms-surface-after-rain/

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[–] tuto193@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

How to introduce religion to a new civilazation

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it's raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.

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[–] Crewman@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Worms love Stone Age Wi-Fi.

[–] autokludge@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

It's showing how to start a ground fire.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

In three days, Earthworm Jim was resurrected, more powerful than ever.

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

It's worm morse code, "my parents aren't home today"

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They feel the vibrations and think it's your mom

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