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[โ€“] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...but even I know that everything the US State Department says about other countries is true!

[โ€“] Lucien@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

o7 ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท

[โ€“] beef_curds@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

But to make an omelette (Israel) you gotta crack a few eggs (bomb children).

[โ€“] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm as left as they come, but have you tried putting "kill the poor" into the simulation?

[โ€“] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Wearing a mask is mildly inconvenient. When are we doing revolution?

[โ€“] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...this transgender stuff has gone too far and will alienate voters in the 2024 election.

[โ€“] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"UKKKraine, Shitreal, Klanadian flags in name plus NAFO PFP and post signed with Slava Ukraini (Wolfsangel)! . Opinion immediately discarded. (attached pic of PIGPOOPBALLS)" = My response

[โ€“] HexBroke@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm as left as they come, bu-

volcel-kamala volcel-kamala volcel-kamala volcel-kamala volcel-kamala

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

"I'm as left as they come, but i will NEVER cum"

[โ€“] goose@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I'm as left as they come, but I can't identify anyone in this YouTuber/podcaster drama post

but Israel has a right to defend itself.

[โ€“] Adkml@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Love me I'm a liberal - Phil Ochs

[โ€“] GaveUp@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Russia is in the wrong for fighting Ukraine even though it's run by fascists and Nazis right on their border mass murdering Russian speakers

[โ€“] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I'm as left as they come, but cats should stay inside.

[โ€“] leftofthat@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

not voting for the person I don't really like means you're voting for the person we both don't like!

cheeto-man

[โ€“] Lucien@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I'm actually a rightie :c my parents should have aborted me

... I'm dummy thicc so tankies dunk on me because my ass cheeks clap while I walk, and it's only pushed me into fascism.

[โ€“] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

... But bacon is so good!

[โ€“] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

"I just think they're taking it too far."

[โ€“] Pluto@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

"...I prefer to cum with my right"

[โ€“] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Iโ€™m as left as they come, but my ass too fat

[โ€“] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

...the icepick was a bit excessive

[โ€“] blakeus12@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] wombat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

uncritical support for sombrero stalin

[โ€“] blakeus12@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

pretty sure thats just an assasin, but yeah

[โ€“] Thordros@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

An assassin named Sombrero Stalin.

[โ€“] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Agreed. More in favor of the JB-shining-aggro -arsenal.

[โ€“] mar_k@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Iโ€™m as left as they come, but bedtime abolition isn't practical and parents are a justified hierarchy

[โ€“] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

"I'm transphobic. I mean I'm not transphobic. Phew, that was close shrek"

"... but as a licensed phrenologist, I'm uniquely qualified to explain how the devious celestials invented the concept of "lying" as part of their inscrutable culture of "not liking to be publicly embarrassed." It's all to do with the sneakiness lobe, you see..."

[โ€“] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"putting the S and A in NSDAP was too extremist for me"

I'm as left as they come, but I don't believe in time abolition.

[โ€“] Comp4@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

...Im never gonna give up my treats

[โ€“] footfaults@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

We need to secure our borders

[โ€“] IsThisLoss@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

[Barrage of racial epithets]

[โ€“] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dick curves a bit to the right

[โ€“] ashinadash@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

I'm as left as they come, but I gotta take a huge fucking shit right now!

[โ€“] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

... I will not forgive you for calling my outdoor cat a cracker for not eating the soy.

[โ€“] Thordros@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'm as left as they come, but I don't know what to do with it was a pretty good vacation spot this year and I have a lot of pain and I am not sure if you have any questions regarding the position or if you are 23345567889ffghh

My phone's autofill started spitting out old passwords after that point.

[โ€“] Cherufe@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I'm pregnant

[โ€“] neocamel@lemmy.studio 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...I'm right after they come

Think about this and it makes sense. I know many people like this