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[โ€“] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...but even I know that everything the US State Department says about other countries is true!

[โ€“] Lucien@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

o7 ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท

[โ€“] beef_curds@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

But to make an omelette (Israel) you gotta crack a few eggs (bomb children).

[โ€“] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm as left as they come, but have you tried putting "kill the poor" into the simulation?

[โ€“] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Wearing a mask is mildly inconvenient. When are we doing revolution?

[โ€“] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...this transgender stuff has gone too far and will alienate voters in the 2024 election.

[โ€“] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"UKKKraine, Shitreal, Klanadian flags in name plus NAFO PFP and post signed with Slava Ukraini (Wolfsangel)! . Opinion immediately discarded. (attached pic of PIGPOOPBALLS)" = My response

[โ€“] HexBroke@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm as left as they come, bu-

volcel-kamala volcel-kamala volcel-kamala volcel-kamala volcel-kamala

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

"I'm as left as they come, but i will NEVER cum"

[โ€“] goose@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

I'm as left as they come, but I can't identify anyone in this YouTuber/podcaster drama post

[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

but Israel has a right to defend itself.

[โ€“] Adkml@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Love me I'm a liberal - Phil Ochs

[โ€“] GaveUp@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Russia is in the wrong for fighting Ukraine even though it's run by fascists and Nazis right on their border mass murdering Russian speakers

[โ€“] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I'm as left as they come, but cats should stay inside.

[โ€“] leftofthat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

not voting for the person I don't really like means you're voting for the person we both don't like!

cheeto-man

[โ€“] Lucien@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I'm actually a rightie :c my parents should have aborted me

... I'm dummy thicc so tankies dunk on me because my ass cheeks clap while I walk, and it's only pushed me into fascism.

[โ€“] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

... But bacon is so good!

[โ€“] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

"I just think they're taking it too far."

[โ€“] Pluto@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

"...I prefer to cum with my right"

[โ€“] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Iโ€™m as left as they come, but my ass too fat

[โ€“] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

...the icepick was a bit excessive

[โ€“] blakeus12@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] wombat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

uncritical support for sombrero stalin

[โ€“] blakeus12@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

pretty sure thats just an assasin, but yeah

[โ€“] Thordros@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

An assassin named Sombrero Stalin.

[โ€“] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Agreed. More in favor of the JB-shining-aggro -arsenal.

[โ€“] mar_k@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Iโ€™m as left as they come, but bedtime abolition isn't practical and parents are a justified hierarchy

[โ€“] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

"I'm transphobic. I mean I'm not transphobic. Phew, that was close shrek"

[โ€“] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

"... but as a licensed phrenologist, I'm uniquely qualified to explain how the devious celestials invented the concept of "lying" as part of their inscrutable culture of "not liking to be publicly embarrassed." It's all to do with the sneakiness lobe, you see..."

[โ€“] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"putting the S and A in NSDAP was too extremist for me"

I'm as left as they come, but I don't believe in time abolition.

[โ€“] Comp4@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

...Im never gonna give up my treats

[โ€“] footfaults@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

We need to secure our borders

[โ€“] IsThisLoss@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

[Barrage of racial epithets]

[โ€“] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My dick curves a bit to the right

[โ€“] ashinadash@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

I'm as left as they come, but I gotta take a huge fucking shit right now!

[โ€“] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

... I will not forgive you for calling my outdoor cat a cracker for not eating the soy.

[โ€“] Thordros@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I'm as left as they come, but I don't know what to do with it was a pretty good vacation spot this year and I have a lot of pain and I am not sure if you have any questions regarding the position or if you are 23345567889ffghh

My phone's autofill started spitting out old passwords after that point.

[โ€“] Cherufe@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I'm pregnant

[โ€“] neocamel@lemmy.studio 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...I'm right after they come

Think about this and it makes sense. I know many people like this