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It's the dunk tank.

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Linking it here because troll or not, get his ass.

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

olimar-point pikmin-carry-llibertarian-approachingpikmin-carry-r barbara-pit

Edit: Most of this user's activity is in porn subs, including

CW SAr/rapefantasies

kombucha-disgust Someone needs to check their hard drives

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Needs a fucking Snow Crash style forehead tattoo

[–] Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Poor impulse control" but like "shit human being" instead.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

More like "Keep 500 meters away from children at all times"

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

dead-dove-1

dead-dove-2

dead-dove-3

E) Also, if you're talking to a dude and he pulls out the "We need to establish terms" find yourself an entirely separate time zone to be in because he's about to drop the worst shit you've ever seen.
E2) I am p sure most of these guys picked that up as a rhetorical tactic from Stephan Molyneux.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

pooh-wtf "well did the child sex slaves consider to just say "no"?"

[–] spacesweedkid27@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah this guy is nuts. In their comments under that post you can even see that they don't understand anything about how your decision making changes when you grow up, which is precisely why underage can not consent.

This guy is either a child themselves (is themself a thing, lol?) or they just lack proper judgment, which is why people like them should be educated or should touch some grass next time they want to post a garbage take.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

They seem to think that "children can't consent" means it's illegal for a child to consent, not that a child is incapable of giving consent regardless of their response.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah now that you mention it, I read some of his comments. This guy is just straight up arguing against what the law is

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A Reddit link was detected in your comment. Here are links to the same location on Teddit and Libreddit, which are Reddit frontends that protect your privacy.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

A Reddit link was detected in your comment. Here are links to the same location on Teddit and Libreddit, which are Reddit frontends that protect your privacy.

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[–] booty@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wow, thats a very interesting point you make there mr redditor, oh, what's that? you dont want to be fed into the woodchipper? i dont understand what that has to do with this conversation. anyway, in ya go

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Both you and Mr. Woodchipper consent so I don't see what that guy's objection is

[–] eight@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"true unpopular opinion: i'm a pedophile"

thanks but no thanks

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's not even unpopular on Reddit, they gave an award to a fucking mod of r/jailbait

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

a physical, real-life award

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Epstein was a victim of cancel culture.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is the platonic ideal of an /r/unpopularopinion post. all that's missing is a complaint that black people can say the N word but he can't.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Curiously enough, an unpopular opinion that's actually unpopular is a rare find on that site.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A Reddit link was detected in your post. Here are links to the same location on Teddit and Libreddit, which are Reddit frontends that protect your privacy.

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I get "service unavailable" for all of these links btw, not sure if skill issue

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only got a landing page at the darklab link, but the post has been removed so that might have something to do with it, I've never actually tried them before

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

The page removal is probably it, thanks for the confirmation

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

prolly because it's an nsfw post

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Epstein was killed for being a real G