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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 98 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One does not simply drive into Morder

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

One does not simply Mitsubishi four door

[–] mack7400@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I can't rally the ring, Mr. Frodo...but I can rally you!

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my god the pictures you chose are so beautiful

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I could say I made this

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had so much love, so much respect for you.

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[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They fly, no fools... 🏎️

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Strider is a black hawk pilot

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It may be a short story but boy is it a movie I wanna see

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

5 right, very long, tightens.

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[–] Winb00m@lemmy.world 72 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 year ago

9/10 Pippin needs a pair of those nuclear test goggles.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like he and Merry wouldn't have set it off in the Shire out of curiosity

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Its bc Pippin is also the President of the United States

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

That fool of a Took would nuke Gondor by accident

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He shoot his arrow faster than he can reload a sniper rifle, and he took down a freaking giant elephant with a freaking bow and arrow! Recoil will just slow him down.

And he mostly have to deal with load of uruks, an assault rifle will be better for him.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

Username checks out

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 25 points 1 year ago

That's an awfully thick book on the right to hold one page's worth of material. Heck with a simple modification it could be one sentence:

"Legolas fires the ring straight into Mt. Doom with an RPG attachment."

:-P

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why does he still have a quiver full of arrows?

[–] shadmere@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

To load the gun. Pay attention!

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's actually full of mags

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

those are actually for cleaning the barrel

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

lord of the rings but gandalf has a trebuchet and mt. doom is within 300m

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Lord of the Rings but Frodo has an assault rifle.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Frodo is a little bitch, give it to Sam

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Lord of the Rings but Sam has an assault rifle... and an armored SUV

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

"Time to TRIM and MOW DOWN Mordor's orcish hordes!" - Samwise "The Gardener" Gamgee

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[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Frodo is the sentient equivalent of tying the ring to a snail.

Jokes aside he is supposed to be exceptionally resilient to its corruption.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm kinda sad it's a normal size rifle. He's a Hobbit it should be huge

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

it was specially comissioned

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

ONE SHOT TWO KILLS MOTHERFUCKER!

https://youtu.be/p1-ExbgKUUI

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Or the eagles take the ring to mount doom... One page done

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Sauron was watching for that though. It's easy to fly out of a place when the defenses are all down.

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[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elves have standards.

Be polite.

Be efficient.

Have a plan to kill every orc you meet.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lord of the rings but the giant eagles are stealth bombers.

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[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the sniper in saving Private Ryan.

Put me within 1 mile of the furer, you can pack it up boys, wars over, we going home

Or something like that

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it's really stupid that Gandalf didn't just super Saiyan every obstacle like is he stupid?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"What do your elf eyes see?" takes on a whole new meaning.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

What do your elf eyes see?

Oh baby a triple

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lord of the rings, but Gimli has a nuke

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gimli: levels the entire region of Mordor

Legolas: That only counts as one.

[–] SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

So did he shoot a bunch of songs and pages of description too?... Cool, cool I mean I'd pay to see Tom Bombadil got shot in the dick ...

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

He basically did in the movies tho.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

He called his house Legoland

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Did Legolas even have a big role in the books?

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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