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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sure the evil intolerant mechanic guy wanted to remove them for some fake, made-up reasons like "you're gonna die if you ride with these".

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm guessing the answer is "no, cos freedom" or something, but do you not have to get a road worthiness certification updated periodically in America?

[–] Jyek@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most places annually through either smog or state inspection. Some states don't have any kind of state inspection though.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, you've been to the Hoosier state then. On behalf of those of us who live there, we apologize.

[–] Spot@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Owning a beater was soo much easier though! And, as I started driving there I'm thankful, 'cause I had a beater. I remember it was a huge deal when we moved to Ohio because we would have to actually have the state inspect our families cars for the first time since purchase.

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I find this super weird. Where I live, any vehicle more than 3 years old needs to be inspected annually, and anything older than 10 years needs to be inspected every 6 months - it's a super basic safety check; are your tires legal, do your brakes work, is your suspension system in spec etc. Pretty much just making sure that vehicle is safe to drive - you get a bit of leeway if the certificate has expired, but if it's more than a few weeks past you risk getting fined or having your car impounded

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[–] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 92 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Everyone should have to pass a basic automotive knowledge course before getting their driver's license.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not a thing where you live?

[–] Dabundis@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least where I live, the licensing test covers rules of the road, not automotive knowledge. I think this commenter was referring to some test covering very surface-level knowledge of vehicles, with a focus on ways to tell if a car is unasafe to drive.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m in Sweden, we get two big books of just theory stuff. There are entire sections on how deep the patterns must be, when you are allowed to use what type of tyres (summer, friction, studded), etc. along with what consequences there are.

You must have winter tyres between the 1st of December and the 31st of March, so long as there may be snow or ice on the roads. Studded tires are only allowed between the 1st of October through to the 15th of April as they wear down the roads and cause excessive pollution.

There is so much general car knowledge. Warning lights, optimal tyre pressure (which is variable depending on your car and the load), how to drive in an eco-friendly manner, child seats, it never fucking ends.

https://i.imgur.com/x28YBDr.jpg https://i.imgur.com/d2h59gI.jpg https://i.imgur.com/sZltwyW.jpg

[–] AdaleiM@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

holy shit, my book was like 50 pages total, mostly about what signs meant.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Oh the signs are in different books.

[–] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

That's what I was trying to convey but obviously failed at. :/

[–] Algaroth@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I got my license in Sweden and there are laws for when you must have summer tires and winter tires as well as how deep the pattern needs to be. This is all covered in the writing portion of the test. It's quite possible that someone driving with wheels like that might get their license suspended at the least.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yes it's illegal to drive on tires with worn out patterns. I thought it was the same everywhere in the civilized world.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL America is not civilized anymore.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Never has been. *draws gun*

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[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For the driver licence in France there is questions like that:

  • how to recognize a worn tire
  • where to find the right tire pressure
  • check the oil level of the engine
  • check the brake liquid level ...
[–] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People can't do this?

Jesus christ I'm losing faith in the average capability of humanity

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I lost it during covid, permanently. And I'm not joking. I saw things.

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wow, trick questions on it too? Brakes are a pad, not a liquid

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[–] AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

In new Zealand, the only question is what the best Fast an Furious movie was.

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

This, plus mandatory retesting every 5 years. New traffic signal’s & infrastructure, aging drivers, changing eyesight, refresher learning, etc

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[–] shininghero@kbin.social 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These are the same people who drive with paper-thin, or even fully rusted off, brake rotors. And then they yell at the mechanics for "upselling them" on brake maintenance.

I firmly believe that brakes should be the absolute last thing to fail on a car. The tires can rupture, the steering shatter, and the car snapped in two, but I must be able to bring the remaining wreckage to a stop.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sure, whatever you say guy who definitely isn't a shady up-selling mechanic

How can something called a brake, break?

That obviously just makes it more brake

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 27 points 1 year ago

I am both laughing my cock off and wanting to smash the downvote button in sheer rage because I can just see this being an actual conversation.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Amongst many, my biggest question is: why does it have tiny wheels on the roof?

[–] JustARegularNerd@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

So that should it end up rolling onto it's roof it can still win the street race

[–] EvokerKing@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Afaik it looks ai generated so... Nobody knows, not even the ai most likely

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Not sure why the down votes. You're correct I used chat gpt to generate it

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Furrymobile

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

What the fuck, delete this immediately. This is a threat.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely got their money's worth out of the tires...

[–] dopeshark@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

"I payed for the full tire so we gonna use the full tire!"

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's so fluffy we're guna die

[–] RocketMudkip@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

being a car barber was my dream

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I rate you 8/10. I am a carber-rater.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brb, I'm snuggling with my cozy tires

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 1 year ago

Don’t look, they’re still all chained up from earlier. Things got rough

These are so cute, I would even describe them as "so cute they're to die for"

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Skelectus@suppo.fi 5 points 1 year ago

Nice hairy mold

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Give your fluffy tires a hug!! 🤗

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