Nope not getting doxxed today ๐
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Haha, that's wild.
Hey, what about your pets name and your mother's maiden name that makes your porn star name. Haha wouldn't that be fun to collate into a single database with everyone else's answers and pair all the info with your account name? Such japes.
And just really quick. Who's your favourite bank, lol so fun and 100% innocent ๐๐๐
I've been on the internet long enough with the same name that I'm sure you could find me if you wanted.
I'll be under the name Monkey Long.
I think I might get more popular. Call me Donkey Dong.
I immediately read that as Donkey Doug.
Oh, dip!
Monkey Bong ... It's so me
Same
Wonkey Bong.
Fuck yes.
Better than my Sonkey Bong
What if the first letter in your first name is a D, and the first letter in your second name is a K?
Does that mean you get to be the Big Man himself?
We're all DK
If your names start with vowels, you get whale noises
Bonkey Bong. Good shit.
Damn dude you need a club that's a great name
Pretty sure that company sells lame shirts at Pacsun.
Donkey Cong lol... DC. Not very inventive.
Sonkey Cong. I feel like one of those offbrand third party games your tech illiterate aunt buys you for a game system you don't have.
Jonkey Bong, or alternatively Ronkey Bong.
No clue what a "Ronkey Bong" might be, but I feel like Jonkey Bong kinda perfectly describes when you're trying to hit your buddies homemade contraption that is both jank and wonky.
Could also apply to that same buddies old bong that's held together by duct tape and years of resin build up that they refuse to stop using because "I've had it since college, it was my first".
Monkey Gong kinda slaps tho
I'm Monkey Song. I'll join your band.
Fuck yeah let's go !
Donkey Dong. Eh, I take it.
There have got to be about a million people who will just be Donkey Kong.
Its the most common non-human ape name, like being called Mohammed Wang is for us.
I'm currently crying laughing at "Mohammed Wang," just wanted you to know that. I think that's gonna be added to the "fake names I go by sometimes" list along with Rusty Shackleford and a few others I'll neglect to disclose here.
Bonkey Mong ... I dunno about this one.
Tonkey Bong
Donkey Cong?
Honkey Tong. Hmm
Jonkey Hong. My new name feels odd ..
Sonkey Song
Maybe I'm related to River :-D
Conky Rong, I suppose there are worse combos.
Gonkey Wong.
I don't know what a Gonkey is, but I do know what a Wong is.
Gonk has a few possible definitions to choose from:
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The TVTropes definition: absurd, over-the-top ugliness in animation
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The Cyberpunk 2077 definition: an idiot
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The Wikipedia definition: A series of vaguely creepy toys from the 60s
So, pick your poison I guess?
Better than Gonkey Bong. Like, what?!?
Jonky Gong. Hmm
Donkey Song.
Donkey Song.
Nice, quite nice actually. Music to my ears!
Sonky Aong...?
A isn't a consonant, silly.
Yes but.... Um... What do you do if your last name is just 3 letters and doesn't have any consonants?
change your last name. sorry it's the rule.
Fonkey Vong, yeah I can live with that.
Quonkey Wong it is then
Jonney Nong
That's what D. in Luffys name stands for.
Also monkey dong over here
There is at least one person named Fonkey Song thanks to this