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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, until you've had a beer in the shower don't talk shit. It rules

[–] permik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's just the sauna beer of the rest of the world. :D

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Smoking in the US has actually fallen off a lot.

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yea we vape now! Smoking is yucky and gives you cancer but ooooh mango flavor

[–] pelotron@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love the smell of chemistry sets in the morning

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Need to puff my flavored air before I can start my day

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend's party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn't get it.

Wouldn't do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tried vaping in the shower but it didn't work for very long

[–] aelwero@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I vape in the shower every morning. I've also dropped it a bajillion times, including dropping it while on a motorcycle doing 60mph or so. Still works just fine :)

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 year ago

I wash my ass with beer as nature intended

[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I loved this guy's delivery

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's pretty obviously a Texan's shower. The Buc-ee's lighter is a giveaway. However, that's a Pabst instead of a Lone Star.

I'm very concerned about that person's mental health.

[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Buccees has spread, seen some outside of Texas. I had the same thought though

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Alabama and South Carolina for sure. I tend to stop there on road trips to pick up kolaches for breakfast. I think there's one in Florida but I haven't been there.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 15 points 1 year ago

Hey, I stick to snuff when I'm in the shower. Save the cigarettes for when I can mix it with weed with dry hands.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Nice glock bro

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago

You only bring the one lit cigarette in with you, and the shower gun is in a waterproof box attached to the wall. We care for our guns.

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.

I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.

[–] TomMasz@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

In college, after working Friday night in the dining hall kitchen, a Pabst 16oz can was my shower beer before heading out to the weekend parties.

How I still got up to work Saturday and Sunday breakfast shift is nothing short of miraculous.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] assplode@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

HELL YEAH, BROTHER!!!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

HELL YEAH MFERS!!!!!!1!!!

[–] Mutterwitz@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No burger the size of a child's heads or at least a couple shower twinkies? As a european, I am disappointed.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

There is no such thing as a shower Twinkie, but I think you're on to something and should contact the Hostess company.

[–] MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fake, I don't see a pick-up truck.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The shower is in the back seat.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They don't make showers that big. Not even public showers.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about the average American grower?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

They don't need the gun.

[–] doingless@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'm just wondering how you got into my shower

Rahhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Where is the SUV mall crawler, or is this photo from inside?

[–] auraness@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My reaction was: Nothing wrong with that, but I might not have my pistol in the shower. The moisture will cause the slide to rust.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The tiles should be flag-colored. It’s part of the Flag Code.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

The gun is just there to exfoliate.

[–] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

nailed it!

BY GOD!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's the jar under the cigarettes?

[–] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Cocoa butter.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just like saying all Germans are Bavarians

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Calm down. Have a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I’m hungover from Guiness