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I barely use my locker and someone bent it open...

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did it. I was sick of you locking the bean cabnet owl-pissed

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I ain't have anything in my locker... I have only my jacket in there, cuz class wouldn't allow it inside.

I don't put my lunch, let alone any beans, in my locker.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tell me which other person hides beans in their locker? I don't think there's a precedent set for that.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like exactly the kind of excuses a bean-hoarder would make

Okey, explain the psychology and motives of me hiding them beans then angery

[–] Dalek@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Take revenge by putting locks on everything.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could but I have one lock only now... and it's at home...

[–] Dalek@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I had a work colleague that kept interfering with my locker. I used a roll of packing tape and wrapped his padlock in it. He went to the boss to complain, who then told him if he carried on that way he knew I would seal the whole thing in resin. 😂

[–] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

new site tagline just dropped

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Does that open locks like that?

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

using a lock

Reported for being a class traitor

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, what did I do?

cat-confused

Every student in high school is supposed to have a lock, if they use a locker...

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The bourgeoisie is turning us against each other, communism is when no locksthis is a shitpost

Ah okay, I get it now! It would be polite to get a warning beforehand...

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

high school

the kids are rad as fuck

but man do i feel old

[–] Lurker123@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m sorry comrade, but it was my turn to use the toothbrush

Why didn't ye tell me? cri

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would be funny if you replaced it with the biggest, thickest, lockpickinglawyer-recommended brick you could find.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the lock that everyone prbly has and I have as well. This suffice?

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm no expert but that seems fine, although I was talking about using something like this as a joke.

Ye sure it'll fit?

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Angered any lawyers recently?

No, all I could think of is either some disgruntled faculty member or student just came in and pull it out, hence the bent shape....

I've been using it like every other day....

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does that have to do with anything?