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[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Before she hogs the entire blunt and says it's just the way of her people.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

lmao I'd forgotten how libs spent years pretending to care about cultural appropriation but then tripped over themselves to make excuses for a white lady pretending to be indigenous

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

There's this tacit belief among white liberals that a brief period in the 80s/90s when universities experimented with affirmative action was the but-for cause that denied all of them access to the Ivy League -> Dream Job -> International Celebrity status.

Elizabeth Warren is their spirit animal because she beat the system by lying on her application, something they all desperately wanted to do but were to craven to attempt themselves.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is literally the only defense I'll make of Warren but saying you have native ancestry because you're 1/128th indigenous is the closest white people get to culture.

I could literally find you Facebook pages with local chuds making fun of her and comparing themselves to warrior chieftains in the same screenshot.

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

She is literally less native than the average white American. She's the most white.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

That lines up with all the girls from my high school that said the same thing and a few of them definitely also used that in college applications.

She even contributed to an indigenous cookbook 🤡

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Rock would beaugaurd the blunt and then look you in the eye and tell you with a straight face he's never smoked pot in his life and he gets high by believing in the teachings of Jesus christ and a balanced diet.

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] goose@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Beauregard is when you do it while sounding like a Kentucky colonel

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I say, I say, pass that left. I do declare that I must get high

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Foghorn Leghorn vouce I say, I say I say, hit the blunt boy

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where were you when I was staring at the word on my screen like tucker carlson for 30 seconds trying to figure out how to spell it.

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

data-laughing yeah it's a reference to Humphrey Bogart, who used to rip on his cigarettes very hard

That's a cool thing to be known for

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The Rock would beaugaurd the blunt

that's how they say it down in new orleans

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

The person who campaigned for Ronald Reagan has a dream blunt rotation?

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She should should have doubled down on her indigenous heritage. Instead of getting defensive and trying to explain herself she should have started wearing a feather headdress, brandishing a tomahawk and calling all of her political opponents "paleface".

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

It's HER turn

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

This can't possible be real, right? anakin-padme-2

anakin-padme-4

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

She smells the blood in the water with her snake tongue, her opportunist senses are tingling.

warren-snake-green

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shes rizzin out the skibidi memes right there right there

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doot doot mr skeltal i lost the primary to a walking corpse

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

For a walking corpse.

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

You receive 2d6 psychic damage

[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tough to think of two people I'd like to get high with less

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bibi Netanyahu and Joe Biden?

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no if they're in the room with me like that i can kill them

I'd lace the joint with rat poison and have them smoke it first.

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To be fair everything I've heard about the Rock is that hes extremely nice in person. Think she would die if his 250lb+ ass sat on her?

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Everything I've heard is he's a self righteous religous prick who thinks too highly of himself, his acting career, and his relationship to steroids.

[–] Jew@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Now I'm picturing the Rock with 250 lbs of ass crushing people like a cartoon. Thanks!

[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Only through the absolute destruction of the U.S. governing body can humanity obtain any hope of survival.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dude must have some fucking wild stories to tell from his WWE days, during peak Vince. Probably all cringe af but undoubtably entertaining.

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fact that he was a heavily featured and favored wrestler during peak vince doesn't say anything positive about him as a person.

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[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Weed is still considered a dangerous drug by the FDA, and millions of lives have been ruined for possessing it.

Imprisoning millions upon millions of people for WEED (while encouraging alcohol use nonetheless) is deeply deeply immoral.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn’t it in the same category as meth or heroin lol

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Meth is the schedule down from such hard drugs as ecstacy and weed

[–] Hexbear2@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bet you blunt smoking kids don't think it's so cool now, do you? warren-medusa

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

nightmare blunt rotation: Liz Warren, the Rock, Martha Stewart

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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

How could you possibly have a blunt rotation without a blunt?

FUCK YOUUUUUU

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Thanks, Liz.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

THE ROCK SAYS TAKE YOUR BLUNT, SHINE IT UP REAL NICE, TURN IT SIDEWAYS, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASSS

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

it me fr. mog gyatt.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Blunts for me, not for thee.

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