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[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I know I’m not dreaming simply from the fact I can even ask if I am dreaming. When I’m actually dreaming the most random stuff can happen and I don’t even question the fact that it must be real

[–] Stelus42@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the idea is to form a habit or a tick that is so strong it carries over to your dream. So like, if you commit to wearing a watch everyday, and check it every 5 minutes, eventually you'll do it in your dreams too. Then, you don't have to intentionally check whether you're in a dream, hoprfully you'll just catch the time being wildly different and be like "holy crap this was a dream??"

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yes, that is correct. It's one of the strategies you learn when you start diving in to lucid dreaming. Another is to look at some writing (maybe even this sign) and look away and look back, it will say something else if it's a dream.

I got really into lucid dreaming when I was younger, but I couldn't fly because I guess I just have no imagination, so I gave up.

[–] guy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I can lucid dream. Not always. And to varying degrees of success. The dream still has some control over me sometimes I and I can only do some things, like fly from danger, or decide to erase something that went wrong and do it again. Or just choose to wake up, that's quite odd.

But there are times where I have full control and it's god damn amazing. The ability to control space, time and narrative to my will and know there are no consequences, yet still feel like it's real, emotions, senses.

Though often the more I have control, the closer I get to waking up, so it can be short lived, plus it has led to sleep paralysis, so tread carefully. However a weird thing that sometimes happens is I know I'm about to wake up, so decide not to and just continue dream, it's very hard to achieve, but it's possible.

Strangely I don't have any techniques to lucid dream though, it's just an innate sense I developed as a child to combat frequent bad dreams.

[–] Pumpkinbot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I can get that "wait, this makes no sense, I must be dreaming!" vibe a fair few times a week, but I never know what to do once I reach that state, because then it just feels like...thinking, lol. And I prefer the random bullshit my brain comes up with by itself.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Exactly why I supported your stance on kumquats, Mr President. Now hurry, the pterodactyls need you for this year's cotton ball festival. I'll pack the dental floss, you get on the Komodo dragon and let's show them how a couple of old school icecreams party.

[–] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf 4 points 2 years ago

I will often turn to another character in my dream and go "this is a dream" often times they'll agree.

Plus i can't punch or harm anyone even when i desperately want to

[–] bobotron@lemm.ee 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ahhh like an old favorite of mine

[–] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

DON'T PLEASE DON'T JUST COUNT YOUR FINGERS PLEASE

[–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Genuine question, why not?

[–] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The problem is mirrors don't have a certain appearance, they change texture based on what's in front of them and because of that the brain doesn't have a static model of it so the brain just mixes everything you've ever seen in a mirror together while trying to render it

Some people see just normal things some people see nothing and some see real fucked up shit like their face getting torn apart or something. If you panic while looking at a mirror in a dream, your brain knows what you fear way more than you

Another thing to consider is the human brain being also able to render really high quality images and animations.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Oh that's interesting, I didn't consider that, by the way is the brain really capable of reproducing life-like experiences or do we just fool ourselves into believing that our dreams were somehow more organic than they truly are?

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[–] Goatsgotohell666@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I was dreaming I would not be able to read that sign. Words would be all blurry and jumbled.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Not always, I find words perfectly legible in dreams but the text will change if I look away and look back again.

[–] Hardeehar@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I did this but with the number of fingers on my hand. I counted 12 fingers and just said oh that's nice. Never realized it was a dream until long after I had woken up.

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

I also think your brain can make you think you read the same time or text etc in a dream. It might be a higher chance to go lucid though.

[–] Fleshtrap@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I pinch my nose and attempt to inhale through it, if successful, I'm dreaming.

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[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hear is an easy hack, try screaming out of fear, you won't be able to scream or hear yourself screaming, and you will wake up on the spot.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

I don't wanna wake up though

[–] nottheengineer@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Every sign has a story and I'd love to hear that one.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

The guy who hung it printed it out and taped it up just before snapping the photo. Really cool story honestly.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Story: prop for internet memes

[–] knobbysideup@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yup. In dreams I cannot achieve anything no matter the effort. And that failure loops.

The fact that I can post this means I'm not dreaming.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Bro that's when you're awake

[–] WaffleFriends@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Funnily, the couple of times I do remember my dreams, my mind likes to use the changing time against me to turn them into nightmares

[–] CharlotteRain@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bro... That's just life and it's called ageing.

[–] zeet@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nobody dreams of being in Sheffield.

[–] sabazius@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey! it's lovely and green, right next to the Peak District

[–] antim0ny@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It’s two hours from London by train and you can take a bus up to the Peak District from the city centre. There’s tons of artists and makers communities. It’s a very cool city.

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

I spent the first 12 years of my life or so, needing glasses without knowing, so I got good navigating rooms on instinct not sight. So now the number one way I realise I'm dreaming is when a room layout is off, even a little bit. Yay, lucid dreams.

But somehow, my phone/laptop/tech not functioning the way its supposed to never tips me off... I blame windows and Android. Boo stress nightmares.

[–] Lianrepl@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But how do I learn to start checking if I'm dreaming while I'm dreaming? I have an embarrasing and frustrating reoccurring theme in my dreams and I'd love to know how to stop it when it happens

[–] dm21@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

By doing the above actually. Frequently. The idea is you do that kind of thing (a “reality check”) so often in your waking life that the checks begin to transfer over to your dreams

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

Imagine thinking you were in Sheffield and then realizing it was just a dream. Oh the relief.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago

I don't wear a clock... I'm living the dream!

[–] LuciferMorningWood@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I personally like counting my fingers. It's quick, somewhat discrete and kinda trippy if it works. For me in a dream I can see I have five fingers, but when I actually count then I can count up to five but then just... keep counting

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

i'm hungry, everything is awful and i wish i was asleep again.... yeah, definitely awake.

[–] whou@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm kinda curious to know why the heck would a city council print this sign

[–] Yantantethera@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...it doesn't, there are some fine pranksters in Sheffield.

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[–] rhythmicotter@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My dreams barely have visuals so I'm definitely not.

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[–] SillyNakedIce@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

How can you be so sure the time will be different? As far as I know we haven’t discovered the laws of the dream world.

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I use a top…

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Funnily enough I had a dream last night about missing a scheduled flight after trying to help someone set up a Linux computer.

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