this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude's just trying to pay reparations to the indigenous folk. Leave him alone.

[–] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 27 points 1 year ago

“What do they mean, give all the land back?”

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

Right Wing Capitalist

these guys are so cool they don't even understand their own ideology

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

FACT: 99% of gamblers quit before hitting it big

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Never give up!

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Like that kid posting about being 30 something hands of poker away from being a billionaire, capitalists are cooking.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

99% of gamblers quit right before they win big.

This man is the 1%.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

$57, jackpot!

[–] regul@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

I wonder how he thinks he looks.

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Me when I win $570 at the slots: "the homeless are vermin to be crushed under the boots of the successful"

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

You jest, but this is legitimately what people will actually tell you.

"Oh, you're poor? You can't get a job and you can't even afford a studio apartment? Have you considered being luckier?"

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

0 credits, $5 bet

Breaking Even - kelly

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh I honestly thought he had won 57k and was betting 500$ I completely missed the 1c.

[–] farting_weedman@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Young ppl should steal this look

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I'd wear a right wing capitalist hat, but no one else would see the irony :/ maybe if paired with an enron shirt or something 🤔

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

You gotta let that chest hair breath

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I can't tell if i'm against gambling because it's transparent exploitation or for it to own the chuds

Guys like this turn that shit into their own personal torment nexus, doing things I wish I could do to them...willingly. Hell, let's build casino gulags (casilags)

I have always told my lib friends that no communist society could ever do away with gambling or flea markets because all the counter revolutionaries would be told to go the casino or thrift their way to prosperity if they complained.

[–] hairyfeet@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Is that a scale?

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

"Dia-beetus"