this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They payed someone to make those

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those were approved by a group of people. Multiple people looked at them and said they were a good idea

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

"i keep trying to commit suicide-by-proletarian-uprising but they never rise up!"

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can hear their smug laughter right now. Unironically cartoon villain shit.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's a shame the people responsible for those weren't thrown out of a window

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

i don't believe in borders, but the hogs guarding them do.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

”I will raise my children as Maoists."

  • Every single employee in that company.
[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if only, but you know they'll raise them to hustle and grind or some shit.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Hustle (to Shaanxi to avoid encirclement by Nationalists) and Grind (the Nationalists down via protracted people's war).

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This was back when work from home first started coming to an end in like mid-late 2022, bleak as fuck

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

We should make them all wear sweatpants when they swing from the gallows.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

porky-scared-flipped: "QUIET QUITTING!? MUH COMPANY LOYALTY! DEAD!"

Smugly taunts his employees first chance he gets

This isn't a communism thing, it should be a criminal offense to be this spoiled rotten as a person.

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

The only option would do be take your sweatpants and your dog (emotional support animal for workplace ptsd) to the office, except your dog isn’t a real ESA it’s one of Biden’s rapid German shepards and he loves the taste of Armani suits

[–] mango@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Least evil corporation

i would start building communism in the lobby out of sheer spite