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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

No spaces after full stops and random Capitalisation... Fuck I want to like this but I'm angry

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They're Scottish, and their language is challenged as it is. Be kind.

[–] stom@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pffft, if you can write in Scots then basic English punctuation is a no-brainer.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

When I first moved there I had trouble communicating with the person at the hotel, and even now I am not convinced.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

purple burglar alarm

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[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even worse than double space… no space

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was taught to double space, didn't realize it wasn't proper. Honestly I think it looks nicer on a page, it delineates sentences more clearly. Apparently it was the standard before computers were a thing, kinda weird that it was the standard where I went to school though.

[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For a long time I thought the double-space convention was strictly limited to school, since I had never seen a professionally printed book, magazine, or newspaper that used it. I just took a look at my bookshelf and pulled out the oldest book I own (from 1909), and it does indeed use double-spaces.

I just looked it up, and it seems like double-spacing fell out of use in the early-mid 20th century. From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_sentence_spacing :

Before the First World War virtually all English-language books were printed following standard typesetters' spacing rules. By the end of the Second World War most American books and an increasing proportion of English books were printed following the typewriter's English spacing approximation rules.[17] Around this time, the practice of single spacing became more prevalent. There were various circumstances which could have contributed to the change. For example, there was an increase in high-volume low-cost mass-produced printing (e.g., newspapers, pulp novels, magazines). Also, a significant innovation in the typewriter was the breaking of the typewriter "grid" in 1941.

Fun fact: HTML rendering explicitly squashes multiple spaces into one, so if you try to double-space your sentences, it won't display as such in a web browser. This sentence uses double-spaced words, and I'll bet it doesn't look that way to you.

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see the double spaces but it seems like a lot of formatting doesn't work on jerboa.

Ah, that makes sense. I just checked my app and it shows the double-spaces too. The web client doesn't, since it's converted to HTML.

[–] BigWheelPowerBrakeSlider@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Early to mid 20th century??! Dang, double space was seemingly still very much in fashion even after Y2K. Welp, gotta go yell at some kids on my lawn.

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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was taught to as well but entering the computer age then taught not to again. Apparently double space was related to the physical limitations somehow for typewriters? I dunno for sure but it is somehow anachronistic.

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[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit. Now I can't recall if I double space or not. I'm sure I double spaced back when I studied things just for page length.

How long has this been going on?

Lol, it took me a minute to realize I am currently providing myself with the data I wanted. And it looks like my (semi)professional emails are about 50/50, depending if I'm responding.

Is it commonplace to single space after a full stop these days? Thanks!!

Also: that grandpa and his collection are awesome! It's inspiring - not that I'd travel my country (U.S.) to the same extent. Perhaps my state, but there isn't a huge amount of variation, nor do I have the desire to visit some of the areas.

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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I can't forgive the lack of spaces after the full stops, but grandpa is clearly the Lord himself, therefore "He" is the correct capitalisation!

[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It's twitter, maybe it's back when there was a 140 character limit, which spaces use up, so removing those spaces can save character limit, so you can finish what you want to say.

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

There's one space. It's not even consistent

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The only words capitalized are Scotland and he. Most of the time “He” is the first word of a sentence anyway but in some languages all personal pronouns are capitalized and that’s a common mistake in english.

Fuck the lack of spaces after full stops though.

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[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 67 points 1 year ago

This is the most adorable Scotch on the Rocks

[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He wants to go viral. I'm sure he said exactly that

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He might have. I know a couple TikTok grandmas that come on my store showing me shit all the time, “look at this guy, angryseal. He’s gonna go viral!”. It’s how I heard of calvingrindz who is fucking spectacular and on YouTube thank fuck.

Edit:

It’s more likely he said, “I want a’body to see this ya wee bampot.”

Don’t hate me. I googled Scottish slang.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The thumbnail looks like he has framed roadkill.

The rock artwork is awesome!

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Yeah I thought it was going to be something nasty

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

geologically correct as in "from the area it represents" or as in "typical of the area that it represents?"

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would guess typical but also the right shape, which is why it took him 32 years to find the right Rock and Stone.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

For rock and stone!

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did I hear a rock and stone?

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't goin' home.

THIS is the fucking reason i love the internet.

[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that the granpda? Is him actually 85? Jeez, he looks at least 30 yeras younger.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Maybe you stop aging when you have such a project?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Got it, rock collecting. That explains why childhood took so long

[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Hopefully. I'll start collecting rocks ASAP.

The normal trick is to not drink or smoke, but...

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[–] op_maroon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Very cool. Although he missed the Shetland islands which coincidentally are the most geologically unique part of Scotland.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably hasn't had the opportunity to get out there yet.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Ahh don't bother, they're shetty.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

The work is never over.

[–] owen@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

This is legit

[–] corymbia@reddthat.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] elooto@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’ve heard the Outer Hebrides islands in Scotland have the oldest rocks in the world. Will you ask him if that’s true?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Okay, I asked him. He said your granpappy's stones are older.

[–] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe the oldest in Scotland, but that doesn't seem to make the list worldwide.

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 12 points 1 year ago

This is amazing. If anyone knows this Grandpa, tell them they did a great job

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

The police might be interested in the rock from Glasgow.

[–] ninjaphysics@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

I'm so about this life.

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A miniaturized version of the whole country on the wall using rocks.

[–] settoloki@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

Oh you saw the post too

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