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China finally returning to its old policy of funding socialist groups in other countries mao-clap

Sorry PSL nerds, the FRSO is the cool beijing funded communist org

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I've been in the posting mines for years and I've yet to receive my Xi bucks and my posts have been referenced by heads of state in socialist countries. Hello!

[–] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Xi asked if I'd like my CPC propaganda checks to be cashed out through Wii Points Gift Cards and I've been getting them pretty regularly now. I have a spreadsheet with all of the codes listed and when Nintendo finally re-opens the Wii Shop Channel I'll have every game ever released. Some might say this is a waste, but Marxism proves that the growth of the productive forces necessitates the return and common ownership of the Wii Shop Channel (negation of the negation).

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't tell this guy about roms.

[–] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Scared to mess with my Wii :|

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

It's easy, letterbomb is simple. Dx2cios or whatever is a little scary looking but I'm a brainlet and have done the exploit like five times. Also Wiis are cheap on the ground now.

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[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you're "soros foot soldier" not "xi keyboard warrior"

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Xiboard warrior xinternet

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Xi's been paying me in Camel Cash and (I fully get the irony of this) Marlboro cigarettes.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Damn I want in

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

No Xi Bucks, best we can do is a Commendation of Stakhanovite Labour

[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

President Xi,

I’m starving me Lord, I need to pay rent me Lord. Please send me an advance on this month’s propaganda payment.

Signed,

LibsEatPoop.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

dear neoliberals, um, it's called investing/lobbying, sweetie.

don't hate the player, hate the game. xigma-male

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol, i only read half the article

The PSL and FRSO can share the beijing funds

[–] immuredanchorite@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Eugene Puryear is on the graphic too. He is with PSL

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You noticed the Chinese flag

I noticed that the picture of it was taken by B. Coomer

We are not the same

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Please, just Big. Mr Coomer was my father

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

Obsession with a plot is one of the ur-fascism points. Everything bad that happens is xi or putin.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

by Kristina Wong

guess she thinks leopards will never eat her face

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Non white people signing on for thinly veiled xenophobia in the anglosphere will never not be funny and infuriating

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lmao fucking reactionaries are really putting that $1bn to good use to "fight Chinese disinformation"

Death to America

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I need to make an anti china org and my output will just be videos about china’s imminent fall using an AI voice

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No no no they were missing some punctuation

fight Chinese? disinformation!

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I mean id love to have some socialism with Chinese characteristics in hellhole that is Canada just saying.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Socialism with Chinese characteristics with Canadian characteristics?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Blood money - distinct lack of blood...or money for that matter.

So socialist and Communist groups give warm wishes to fellow socialists and comrades. No evidence they are controlled by China.

They critique the empire and organize. hexbear-specter specter

Hey guys 'member ooga booga BLM but let's not mention agent sabatours from far right frothingfash 'member 'MEMBER!

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

thats-disgusting-where

edit: I hope this boosts FRSO's numbers

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When do i get my xibucks comrades?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Did you fill out the paperwork? If not, you can talk to Barb in HR

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

China doesn't need to do anything.

America literally cooks itself with it's Rube Goldberg machine of contradictory nonsense.

Every damn time:

frothingfash gun-hubris

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

1 dollar donated = 1 lib trolled, please Xi inshallah

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

China finally returning to its old policy of funding socialist groups in other countries

Pre dengist socialist china returning? Or are my hopes too high? At least China hasn't been actively aiding anti communist movements lately.

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Something tells me they don't care about the CIA constantly meddling in other nations' affairs.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That looks like Eugene Puryear in the bottom left. He's with PSL.

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

PSL stays winning

[–] immuredanchorite@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

yeah, he is even standing in front of a PSL banner… you can read -“y for socialism” on there

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Their secretive groups driving chaos in our streets

Our pro-democracy civil society NGO's

[–] oregoncom@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kristina Wong

posting on breitbart

What is it with White dudes and their obsession with pretending to be Asian wonen.

[–] Kaplya@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Cantonese transliteration of the surname Wang.

Why is it not believable that many from the Chinese disporas and emigrants hate China?

When I was still living in the US, many of my Asian American friends who are of Chinese descent confided in me that their parents voted for the Republicans (the “party for hard-working people”) and hated the Democrats (“too open minded”).

A lot of conservative, older generation Chinese emigrants in America support anti-China policies. You don’t even have to look in America, just go to Youtube and scour the Hong Kong, Taiwanese and overseas Chinese channels and you will come across many many such anti-China videos made by self-proclaimed political commentators speaking in Cantonese and Mandarin.

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but would Breitbart pay an Asian woman to do a job they could pay a white man pretending to be an Asian woman to do?

[–] wopazoo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are Asian women difficult to find in America? They aren't.

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[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago

you mean I coulda got paid for being more progressive?

[–] princeofsin@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I just came in to say USA is poop and xi is the best

[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

They are too secretive. I would have joined if I knew about them.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

The whole second half of the article is about PSL actually

If the PLA invaded the USA I would immediately defect

[–] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Everything they accuse China of AIPAC is

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