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[โ€“] Tabitha@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I haven't seen a pregnant woman in...

Good, they're hiding from you.

if this is a seattlite, 5th and james is like 5 blocks away from the historical queer part of the city where today there are more dogs than children. like no shit you're seeing a bunch of visibly queer people walking around you're in their fucking place.

i wish these reactionaries a very die in a fire. don't like the city, stay in your eastside suburb

[โ€“] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

How do they even know half of the time anyway?

It's not like pregnancy is obvious until later on and it depends on things like the weather because if it's cold and someone is wearing a big jacket outside then they might be obviously pregnant but only when they aren't bundled up.

"Excuse me, ma'am but I need to know for the sake of assessing the state of western civilization - are you currently pregante?"

[โ€“] Tabitha@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've seen people shooting up and pooping at the same time

what's wrong with multitasking?

[โ€“] zifnab25@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly, if you can inject opioids and still drop a deuce, that's pretty amazing

[โ€“] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

American healthcare is so bad that people are self-medicating with street opioids just to treat diarrhoea smh

[โ€“] bestesttrash@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

fixed it

yeonmi-park In America healthcare is so bad that people are self-medicating with street opioids just to treat diarrhea

[โ€“] Kuori@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

wow yes it is terrible that people have nowhere to privately indulge in their vices/take a shit

maybe they should have homes instead????

[โ€“] bestesttrash@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Aint ur city bub, its OUR city possum-mama

[โ€“] Rom@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I've seen cross dressing explode

Even if they're not being transphobic here why do they fucking care? Literally how does a man dressing up in woman's clothes harm you in any way? They pearl clutch over shit like this all the time and I've still yet to hear a valid explanation as to why cross dressing is a threat to anything.

[โ€“] D61@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

... and why is it always assumed that the "cross dressing" is just men dressing in women's clothes and never women dressing in men's clothes... thinking-about-it

[โ€“] NPa@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

kitty-cri-screm me when I see a woman wearing pants

[โ€“] Angel@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

not trad enough ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] bubbalu@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

what city is this? asking for a friend.

[โ€“] Cherufe@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pregnant women went extinct in 2022

[โ€“] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

The woke commies put up the Combine suppression field from Half-Life 2

[โ€“] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hey, I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere where there's nothing to fucking do and everyone is a conformist asshole. Wanna trade?

[โ€“] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Bob Dylan voice

I've seen two golden arches beside a great highway

I've seen a shimmering woman all etched in a mudflap

I've seen one thousand islands on top of a salad

And it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a a hard and it's a HAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD! A HARD RAINS A GONNA FALL!