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2 months ago I was getting hype because bunkers and tunnels were making a popular comeback thanks to Hamas and the Hasidic bros in Brooklyn were digging a tunnel for their messiah. Now? Nothing. No more tunnel discourse. What happened?

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[–] companero@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What about the Hyperloop flesh-melting slime thing

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, the monkey paw curls.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

oh my god

Boring Company's scarce output...has also come with a massive buildup of waste, the consistency of a milkshake, that's said to burn the skin of anyone who comes in contact with it.

...the chemical sludge was filled not only with the commonplace byproducts of sand, silt, and water, but also accelerants used to set the grout to build the tunnels. As the sludge built up, so too did its associated safety risks — and as the workers told Nevada's Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA), people getting burned by the sludge was an almost routine occurrence.

...some workers were scarred permanently from their accelerant burns.

Beyond burning people on the regular, the sludge literally gummed up the works in other dangerous ways as well — though apparently, nobody's been killed yet.

As Boring employees told OSHA, for instance, an intern almost got crushed by some two-ton concrete bins last summer when they collapsed because its metal brackets had become overloaded with the stuff.

The agency ultimately fined Boring more than $112,000 over eight violations it deemed "serious."

Rich people never suffer actual consequences in America unless they fuck over other rich people

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All the tunnel fans went underground

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

incredible post!

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone has the collective attention span of a red-throated English Swallow these days

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not me. I will never abandon my tunnels.

Been too busy digging to talk about it.

[–] LaForgeRayBans@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember chuds freaking over there being a poop stained mattress in the tunnel.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obviously proves they were used by le nefarious jewish sex traffickers trafficking children.

I think Brace's theory was they was just getting drunk AF down there and crashed on the mattress

[–] eight@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Looks a little something like this.

[–] jwsmrz@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

thats a pretty nice tunnel

[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

That really is. Shows a lot of craftsmanship.

[–] Pavlichenko_Fan_Club@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's pretty hot in Palestine makes sense

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

You post that like it's a hamas tunnel but I don't see speakers playing the call to prayer 24 hours a day

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

I never forgot

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ha ha ha omg I completely forgot!

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's some YouTubers with tunnels that I used to watch. Truly they are the vanguard.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Colin Furze is still digging

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Safety ties are hamas confirmed

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I was GONNA put buttresses in!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

We should make a tunnel.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Tunnel collapse took out the discourse

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Tunnels are still based and hamas-red-triangle pilled

[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t forget the woman who just started digging under her house on TikTok and it was a complete shitshow

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

oooooooohhhh, I didn't hear about this one!! please tell me more

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

keep digging and you'll find the answers you seek

Did everyone forget about tunnels

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[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was that musk tunnel thing, with it seeping dangerous goo. That's the best we have.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uhmm, excuse you, it's called a hyperloop and it's different!

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I never forget about tunnels

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hexbear needs to become the first underground web forum. i propose we begin in our yards, public parks, and local empty lots and connect to each other, forming a vast walkable network. i believe we already have the user density to cover North and South America, as well as much of Western Europe. if someone wants to DM we can swap maps, geological survey data, and coordinates for a link up.

the end goal, of course, is once everyone is in The Tunnel Web, we can shut down hexbear.net and communicate via a system of morse code knocking, birdcalls, and minecart rails

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's always been tunnel discourse.

Edit: better image

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Higher quality that you can actually read:

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the song about tunnels on Jeff Wayne's musical war of the worlds is my least favourite, I am glad to move on.

Bunkers on the other hand...

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Ew is this the terrible remix remaster he did in like the 90s?

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what's tunnel girl up to? I haven't checked in on her.

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